On a similar note: until we got a new government, porn was banned, with serious penalties for possession!
I'm still haunted bu the image I saw as a teenager when I walked into my mate's older sister's digs and saw a few seconds of illicit VHS footage of a guy who dwarfed John Holmes. I've become an afficionado of classic porn, and I've never seen that guy again. He was skinny, not quite as hairy as the Hedgehog, and had a pretty legitimate-looking schlong which was probing the inner anatomy of a brunette (I think she was brunette- the video was so degraded there wasn't even any colour left!) who had natural tits and looked a bit like Gianna Michaels...
Wish I could find that clip again...