First Time Putting On Condom

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  1. younggun

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    The first time I put on a condom, it was a normal sized one that my friend gave me. It didn't even fit over my huge head much less my shaft. Did something like this happen to anyone else?
     
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    It might help if you get a haircut.

    Oh, but you're talking about the penis head, aren't you.
     
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    Sure did. That was back when they only came in normal size. Hopeless.

    With enough grunting and straining I could stretch it enough to do the width, but it looked too stupid - like a movie bank robber with a stocking over his head, and I found it hard to keep a straight face. Which didn't help the proceedings at all.

    Lengthwise, no chance. I could pull it down more than half way, but not much more. So of course I immediately jammed it hard into some mysterious feature of feminine anatomy and it got stuck. If I'd had some duct tape I could probably have taped it on well enough to stay, but as it was, it pulled off immediately.

    That was enough adventure for me - I've never tried a condom since. I briefly considered it when they started selling oversized ones, but back then "oversized" meant about 15% bigger, which is no help at all.
     
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    you can kill yourself doing that...
     
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    Since I was using condoms way before Magnums and XXL's came along, I used to use FourXXXX brand. They are made out of lamb intestine and will cover a very large girth but they aren't too long. At best they covered about 75% of my dick. They had arubber band at the end that was supposed to be at the base of the penis to help keep it in place. They worked pretty well once you got past the thought of what they were made of.
     
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    I didn't have any problem when I first started using condoms because my penis didn't hit its growth spurt till I was almost 19 so the fit fine. When it hit it's growth spurt though I kept thinking, hey my penis is growing, but I thought it was just wishful thinking. Then the condoms I was using started getting tighter and tighter and they started to hurt because they were too tight. Then they started to break a lot until I went to magnums.
     
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    Since my ex-wife couldn't do the pill or an IUD I used FourXXXX and Lambskins in the pre-XL days, too, Pappy, but they are only good for preventing pregancy.

    You need latex or vinyl condoms to prevent STD's. (Just a reminder!)
     
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    Good point Pecker. When I used them was before HIV or Aids either one was even heard of, way back in the 60's.
     
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    Who makes the biggest condom anyways? I use a Magnum XL for the girth, i got some room to grow (hopefully) in the length dept.
     
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    They Fit condoms I believe make the biggest ones (assumption. As for me, the Magnum XL's are absolutely perfect fit. Theres only a tiny bit of latex left at the base, nice and snug. For me it is the perfect condom. So glad I switched from regular Magnums to Magnum XL's. The switch was thanks to this site too!
     
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    From my log-on you can tell that I'm not exactly huge, but Magnum XL is the only condom that's comfortable. The gay bar where I hang out gives free condoms, regular size, and I've tried them, but, ouch! And they don't cover my whole shaft, which I like because it feels safer. Are they making regulars shorter, or have I gotten longer? Wait a minute -- I'll get a ruler!
     
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    My first time I tried to do what they tell you "unroll over erect penis" or something like that. No way I could get it to unroll over the head. I learned that I have to use 4 fingers to stretch it open and pull it over the head, then I can unroll it.
     
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    The first time I had sex I used a Durex regular condom. I managed to squeeze it on, although after four hours of sex I had a red ring around where the condom had been, I don't think it rolled all the way down either...

    Since then I've tried other (Durex) condoms eg sensations and all that shit. None of those fit either. I actually had a lot more trouble with these than I did the first time I had sex, about 9 months or so ago so maybe I grew a little...Then I tried some 'esensual' condoms. The flavoured one just got over the head then was stuck because my shaft was too thick for it. The other esensual in the pack I squeezed on, probably because I was eager to have sex. It was so tight it made me bleed, I think it cut the frenulum slightly.

    Magnum XL's are the best fit. They just slide right on. Although they don't roll all the way down (there's an inch or so left)...but I think that's due to my girth rather than the length of the condom.
     
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    I have the same problem. I also have the added obstacle of a foreskin to deal with. Trying to roll down even a Magnum can be painful. I still need to try the xl's.
     
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    My first condom was from a friend's "trial pack" (a grab-bag of different brands) After about 5 minutes, it started to burn. bad. really bad. We moved on to other stuff. All things considerend, as first-time stories go, it was pretty uneventful.

    I don't know why it burned or what brand I used, but that hasn't happened since. Any ideas?
     
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    Heh - I remember my first time putting on a condom, it took 3 rubbers before I worked out how to do it right.... when I finally got it on, it was pretty tight, but as I was only 11 years old I was not fully grown (even though I was an early developer). Believe it or not, its one of my earliest memories (I have a terrible long term memory)...
     
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    Yes I remember... length is okay since they roll out past 7 inches, but they're pretty tight. Perhaps large would suit better
     
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