First Time With A Condom

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Feb 6, 2006
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    He was 17 or so. He went into a
    drugstore to buy a package of
    condoms. There was a beautiful
    woman behind the counter and
    she could see that he was new at
    it. She handed him the package and
    asked, if he knew how to wear one.

    He honestly answered, "No."

    So she unwrapped the package, took
    one out and slipped it over her thumb.
    She cautioned him to make sure it was
    on tight and secure.

    He apparently still looked confused.
    So, she looked all around the store.
    It was empty.

    She said, "Just a minute," and walked
    to the door and locked it.

    Taking his hand, she led him into the
    back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
    removed it. She unhooked her bra and
    laid it aside.

    She asked, "Do these excite you?"

    Well! He was so dumbstruck that all
    he could do was nod his head. She
    then said, it was time to slip the
    condom on. As he was slipping it on,
    she dropped her skirt, removed her
    panties and laid down on a desk.

    "Well, come on," she insisted, "we
    don't have much time."

    So he climbed on her. It was so
    wonderful that unfortunately, he could
    no longer hold back and pow, he was
    done within a few minutes.

    She looked at him with a frown.
    "Did you put that condom on?"

    He replied, "I sure did," and held up
    his thumb to show her.
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