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Inspired by a true story.
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in it's mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in it's mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head too the frog and it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma after that was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.Its eyes rolled back and went limp.
I released the snake into the lake without incident, and carried on fishing, using the frog.
but you know something? Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake...with two more frogs.
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in it's mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in it's mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head too the frog and it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma after that was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.Its eyes rolled back and went limp.
I released the snake into the lake without incident, and carried on fishing, using the frog.
but you know something? Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake...with two more frogs.