Five secrets to a perfect relationship!

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  1. OCMuscleJock

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    FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:
    1) It's important to have a mate who helps at home & knows
    how to cook, clean & has a job.
    2) It's important to have a mate who can make you laugh.
    3) It's important to have a mate you can trust & wants only you.
    4) It's important to have a mate who is good in bed & enjoys being with you.
    5) It's absolutely vital that these four people don't know each other.:tongue:
     
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    I was lucky to find 1-4 in one man 34 years ago............
     
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    I don't think it is possible to find that combo in a guy in 2011. Just saying. Too, too bad.
     
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    haha it's supposed to be funny :) *being the joke section and all*

    irox19 it's possible...but when you do, they are already spoken for. :)
     
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    sheesh man...GRATS...thats like 593 straight years :)

     
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    I actually did find a girl like that almost 23 yrs ago; only problem was, she shared those secrets with four other guys as well.
     
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    sooo basically, unless you found someone before 1990, you're fucked. lol
     
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    In more ways than one and emotionally painful as well,YES.
     
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    i came, i read, laughed and because it's you OCMuscleJock.....i came...lol
     
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    i would have to figure out some kinda roommate plan. *ponders*

    Mr. OCMuscleJock - you are not around nearly enough!
     
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    LOL!

    And they can know about each other, if your lucky!
     
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    I just laughed out loud in the middle of the library.... People are staring XD
     
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    I have done that, the LOL in a public place. I kinda like
    the odd stares now!

    Love your sig by the way! I am just starting the Stephanie Plum novels (my Sis has most of them) So many LOL lines in them! They are another thing that gets the star inducing laughs!
     
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    I really hate to turn this thread into a serious one. I could come up with a couple hundred funny secrets (both sexes would want to string me up). I ca'nt help but speak the ugly truth. Ugly people should be with........ooops, wrong secret. Seriously, the most important 5 or more secrets are
    1. You want each other
    2. You still want each other
    3. You still want each other
    4. You still want each other
    5. You still want each other etc.
     
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