Five secrets to a perfect relationship!

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FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:
1) It's important to have a mate who helps at home & knows
how to cook, clean & has a job.
2) It's important to have a mate who can make you laugh.
3) It's important to have a mate you can trust & wants only you.
4) It's important to have a mate who is good in bed & enjoys being with you.
5) It's absolutely vital that these four people don't know each other.:tongue:
 

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I don't think it is possible to find that combo in a guy in 2011. Just saying. Too, too bad.
 

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sooo basically, unless you found someone before 1990, you're fucked. lol
 

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FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:
1) It's important to have a mate who helps at home & knows
how to cook, clean & has a job.
2) It's important to have a mate who can make you laugh.
3) It's important to have a mate you can trust & wants only you.
4) It's important to have a mate who is good in bed & enjoys being with you.
5) It's absolutely vital that these four people don't know each other.:tongue:

i came, i read, laughed and because it's you OCMuscleJock.....i came...lol
 

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:biglaugh:
i would have to figure out some kinda roommate plan. *ponders*

Mr. OCMuscleJock - you are not around nearly enough!
 

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I just laughed out loud in the middle of the library.... People are staring XD
I have done that, the LOL in a public place. I kinda like
the odd stares now!

Love your sig by the way! I am just starting the Stephanie Plum novels (my Sis has most of them) So many LOL lines in them! They are another thing that gets the star inducing laughs!
 

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I really hate to turn this thread into a serious one. I could come up with a couple hundred funny secrets (both sexes would want to string me up). I ca'nt help but speak the ugly truth. Ugly people should be with........ooops, wrong secret. Seriously, the most important 5 or more secrets are
1. You want each other
2. You still want each other
3. You still want each other
4. You still want each other
5. You still want each other etc.