Five Word Story

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of horticulturalists a firm rise

 

[hockeyguy741]

then spreads it's demon seed.....

 

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in his uncles right eye.....

 

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he wore his pirate's patch

 

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over the good eye and ...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

realised he could not see......

 

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his dick, being so cockeyed..

 

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as the republican candidate for ...

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

vice president stopped, and exclaimed ...

 

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sorry explained what she believed ...

 

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but golly gosh, what about ...

 

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Tina Fey is she the...

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

antichrist, or what, ya know???

 

[slurper_la]

If she is elected, I

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

will be moving to Canada ...

 

[beretta8]

to join the hunky Mounties....

 

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playing games in the bunkhouse

 

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and riding their big hairy....

 

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brethren like passionate wild stallions

 

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through the thick and thin..........