Five Word Story

[Scrufuss]

an entirley new life form

 

[snobbes]

supposedly from another dimension and.....

 

[jjsjr]

was sent to Earth to .......

 

[deleted3782]

entertain exwhysee who was so...

 

[hockeyguy741]

friskey and looking for some.......

 

[jjsjr]

special anal probes for Christmas....

 

[asaw2513]

but wal-mart is out of....

 

[jjsjr]

anal probes, so exwhyzee went

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Ace Hardware in zip code 78231

 

[jjsjr]

because Texas has many homosexuals

 

[unzipped]

engrossed in vibrating butt plugs

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

they found on the streets

 

[Scrufuss]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,

 

[rickygNOLA]

a big party had begun.....

 

[Scrufuss]

and the Piñatas were hung

 

[rickygNOLA]

by the chimney with care.....

 

[Scrufuss]

and festive songs were sung....

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

as all the mexican elves

 

[B_4inches]

being illegal were swiftly deported

 

[Scrufuss]

and stuffed in the grinder