Five Word Story

[chicagosam]

Depicting the Venus of Willendorf...

 

[San Clemente]

Who looked like busterhyman naked

 

[chicagosam]

From fore to aft shocking...

 

[chicagosam]

All when discovered it wasn’t...

 

[TimesUp]

really Her Majesty the Queen

 

[Tbubs]

But the Minister of the

 

[TimesUp]

Homeland sexual activity department

 

[Tbubs]

Whose sole responsibility is to

 

[CLE32793]

Monitor real and faked orgasms

 

[TimesUp]

In the daily Royal orgies

 

[Tbubs]

Where social distancing is not

 

[TimesUp]

any more than 1.1mm apart

 

[halcyondays]

accidentally locked himself outside the

 

[Tbubs]

Penguin house at the zoo

 

[halcyondays]

with his pants down around

 

[TimesUp]

ankles when he heard the

 

[deleted5339781]

tremendous roar coming from the

 

[CLE32793]

Angry and hungry lady parts

 

[Tbubs]

That he kept in his

 

[TimesUp]

Orgy dungeon over under the