Fixing the US Economy

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  1. midlifebear

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    KingInvestorStarFace bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.


    The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.


    The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.


    KingInvestorStarFace replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.


    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.



    KingInvestorStarFace said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.


    The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?


    KingInvestorStarFace said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'


    The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!


    KingInvestorStarFace said, 'Sure I can WATCH me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.


    A month later, the farmer met up with KingInvestorStarFace and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey



    KingInvestorStarFace said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made $998.


    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?


    KingInvestorStarFace said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back. :smile:

     
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  2. Gl3nn

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    Oooh, good one.
     
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    Word of caution!

    Driving on ice in the Winter is like having sex doggie style..........one slip and you could fuck up somebody's rear end in a hurry!!!
     
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    Sorry, but the connection evades me. Maybe something metaphorical that makes better sense? Thanks.:biggrin1:
     
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    I have one like that too Piledrivenasshole...


    American beer is like having sex in a canoe..........fucking close to water.
     
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