Flaccid penis size depends on weather

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Have you guys noticed that flaccid penis size depends on weather? In the warm day, my flaccid is like 6", but it shrinks from 6" to 4" in cold weather. :biggrin1:
 

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avg_joe said:
Have you guys noticed that flaccid penis size depends on weather? In the warm day, my flaccid is like 6", but it shrinks from 6" to 4" in cold weather. :biggrin1:

The British Met Office use mine in their forecasts.
 

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avg_joe said:
Have you guys noticed that flaccid penis size depends on weather? In the warm day, my flaccid is like 6", but it shrinks from 6" to 4" in cold weather. :biggrin1:
Joe you have too much time on your hands:rolleyes:
 

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avg_joe said:
Have you guys noticed that flaccid penis size depends on weather? In the warm day, my flaccid is like 6", but it shrinks from 6" to 4" in cold weather. :biggrin1:

I don't think I have actually noticed this extreme weather phenomenon about which you speak.. have noticed my balls fluctuating and moving about a lot with temperature changes though! To some extent you are correct about the shriveling of the cock somewhat in a pool that is heated only to about 80 degrees F. In a warmer pool , say about 85 F , my cock , if anything, stays fully large and does not enlarge much more in the warm shower later! :smile:
 

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It's nothing unusual that penises shrink when they're exposed to cold environments. Have you ever seen someone with an erection in a pool of cold water? See what I mean. I actually used to notice something similar. I have a watch with a steel wristband and a clasp to close it, which perfectly sits still on my arm in warm weather, but when it's cold, it keeps dropping to my wrist.
 

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Yes, I do notice the change. I live where it gets very cold in the winter (above 6,000 feet). When out in the cold it is definately much shorter and when back inside and warming up so does it.
 

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So now the gallery cock pics oughta have a neat lil' weather reports next to them?? :cool:
Do I see a new standard developing? Instead of a/s/l, it will be the 'h/t/l' - humidity, temperature, location...?
'This is my cock at the Copacabana -- and here it is at the Arctic Circle ...??? :biggrin1: Or maybe: Here's my cock - guess my location! (Well, this latter one wouldn't be a new one really - hehe) :tongue:
 

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I knew my question from the earlier post was pretty dumb. Anyway, I just came back from school, and it was scorching hot out there in San Francisco. I think I should go to beach in such a beautiful day but I haven't finished my homework yet. I am in dilemma right now.
 

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avg_joe said:
I knew my question from the earlier post was pretty dumb. Anyway, I just came back from school, and it was scorching hot out there in San Francisco. I think I should go to beach in such a beautiful day but I haven't finished my homework yet. I am in dilemma right now.
Hey Joe Fuck the homework Go out and pound some pussy:wink:
 

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fortiesfun said:
Garrison Keillor tells us this is a well-known equalizer. "At least in cold weather, all men are created equal."


Boys, I have to admit that my Bull Peter shrinks in cold weather. However , I still got one of the biggest fuckers out there. The porn world hasn't seen nothing yet. :biggrin1:
 

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Boys, I have to admit that my Bull Peter shrinks in cold weather. However , I still got one of the biggest fuckers out there. The porn world hasn't seen nothing yet. :biggrin1:

You are hairy - ergo, you have a small penis. Just imagine what it could be like if you waxed.
 

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In cold weather and especially after exercise mine shrinks to a stub. Yet in Mexico for a couple of weeks recently it stayed normal length all the time. In fact it was erect most of the time (have you seen Mexican boys asses??!)
 

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Cold weather, warm, tense, relaxed, standing up, laying down, pain, no pain, they all effect me and if I do take an aspirin I hang almost like I am hard.
 

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Yes, cold weather does it. But once you get inside where it is warm, whether it is in the house or a warm mouth or warm pussy, or some other warm orifice it just seems to want to grow.
 

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Have you guys noticed that flaccid penis size depends on weather? In the warm day, my flaccid is like 6", but it shrinks from 6" to 4" in cold weather. :biggrin1:

Doesn't everyones penis shrink when cold and grow when hot?
 
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