1. windtalkerways

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    Three old ladies named Mable, Gertrude
    and Lavinia were sitting on a park bench
    having a quiet conversation, when a
    flasher approached from across the park.

    The flasher came up to the ladies, stood
    right in front of them and opened his
    trench coat.

    Mable immediately had a stroke.

    Then Gertrude also had a stroke.

    But Lavinia, being the oldest and more
    feeble, couldn't reach that far.

    Bless her heart.
     
  2. javiclee

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    2 old ladies sitting in the park, Edna and Madge, when all of a sudden a flasher opens his coat in front of them. To their surprise its the biggest penis all of them have ever seen. Edna reaches out with 2 hands and grabs the flashers penis it was so thick she could hardly get her hands around it,

    "Quick Madge, get the scissors out of my hand bag"

    so Madge grabs the scissor and asks Edna

    "where do you want me to cut?"

    Edna points to the corners of here mouth and says

    "here and here!"


    *boom tish*
     
  3. windtalkerways

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    Yikes!:biggrin1:
     
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