I've had occasion to "innocently" flash people in the past and can get a kick out of doing so. But my all-time favorite flashing experience was a lot more flagrant. I was sleeping in my hotel room at a big city airport one night and was awakened by a young couple having a heated argument right in front of my room's door. I assumed that they would soon be gone and just lay there in bed, naked of course, playing with my dick and getting it half aroused. But the argument ensued for several minutes and I finally got up (looking about as I do in the attached pic), went to the door, opened it and said "Do you mind? There are people trying to sleep here." That guy and gal just stood there staring at me with their mouths open for about a full minute and, without ever saying a word, finally turned and hurried on down the hallway. If ever I have wished penis-envy on someone it would be that couple, I hope he had a tiny dick.