Flat Ass

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  1. sdg475

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    What do you all consider a flat ass?

    I'm a bit puzzled because yesterday my friend told me I have a flat ass. I'm hoping it was just the jeans, but I recall her saying this before. On the other hand, I have been told I have a bubble-butt a few times. There's a picture, it's a touch over 40" around.

    Any speculation is appreciated.
     
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    That is NOT a flat ass, LOL
     
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    SDG475, we need more pictures of different angles to accurately determine the bootyliciousness of your ass. From that single pic it looks purty good for a white boy but I can't be absolutely certain. Is that a slope or a shelf betwen your lower back and the apex of your mounds? Um, you're f*ckable as is, so why the concern about your butt?
     
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    The angle of the pic makes it difficult to see if it's flat or not. Hey, you're straight, do you really need to think about that?
     
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    It's small and muscular but not flat. I would have killed to have that ass (well your body in general) when I was your age.

    I hope you're using it wisely and getting laid.

    Peace.
     
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    I was told i was 'buttless' by my first high school crush as she kissed me goodbye. Well a few leg squats and a few pounds later I had that issue solved.
     
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    I'm one of those who wishes his ass WAS flatter...size 31 waist....size 42 ass....but some people seem to enjoy my big butt!
     

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    Seems to me that there aint much difference between girls and gay guys, they both like a nice butt.
    Your butt looks very nice.
    I would just like to add that I hope you are man enough to take a compliment from another (gay/bi) guy.
     
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    Sounds like someone else may have a fat ass to say yours is flat, which it isn't.
     
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    I think she's jealous...you have a nice ass.
     
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    Lol, yeah i don't get weirded out by anyones comments. She's always saying something negative, probably just trying to get me to react. I'm just wondering because snobbes is dead on, girls like a nice butt as well as gay men. Getting a good angle of your own ass is kinda tricky. ;)
     
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    all i know is you've a rounder butt than me- I need more bubble lol:tongue:
     
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    Well if that is what she thinks is a flat ass...then I wish my ass was that flat...:cool:
     
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    in comparison.a wall is flat.ive only encountered 1unfortunate person who had a flat ass.you my friend do not fit into that category.
     
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    You have a good ass. What country you from? What nationality are you?
     
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    Hmmm, not really flat nor bubble after seeing that second pic. Just standard square jock boy butt. It's a nice ass so don't worry about it. Be careful with some jeans that hang lower than your natural waist because they will make your ass appear flat.
     
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    It's a mix, mostly Scottish with a bit of Greek and Slovak here and there.

    Thanks for the tip, I do like loose fitting jeans that hang on my hips though.
     
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    Your bum looks fine mate. If you want to still improve it though, focus on doing lunge exercises with weights and any other exercise that works the glutes and legs. But yeah, your bum looks fine to me regardless.
     
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