It dosen't look like a straight dick to me. I think there is a little curve, maybe because it isn't hard enough. You do get an A for effort. Perhaps you should get a buddy with a good digital camera to come over next time. Have him take close ups of the head or you gently lifting your balls, then finish up with a good butt shot and be sure to spread your cheeks. With a good artistic photographer, you can be a star! Good Luck,Ken