Fleshlight help please ^_^

[HairyTXdude]

Ok so lastm month i bought the two pack of the fleshjack series, and gave the mouth one to my best guy friend, since i new he didn't have any toys already and is single and he said he enjoys it, but Id really like to get him one of the "original lady" sleeves from fleshlight since he's str8. He's 7 X 5 uncut .Any suggestions guys? :biggrin1:

 

[D_Stockton Stiffye]

Suggestions as to what?

 

[HairyTXdude]

like wat type of insert to get him

 

[D_Stockton Stiffye]

Get him a wonder wave it feels good I have one

 

[Ed69]

The wonder wave and speed bump are great.I got the ice models,pink just seemed a bit girly to me.

 

[D_Stockton Stiffye]

I have the mocha colored one, a pink butt and two jack-asses.

 

[HairyTXdude]

I have the mocha colored one, a pink butt and two jack-asses.

I really wish they made the mocha still cause he doesnt like the clear kind for some reason and pink is a tad bit girlie lol

 

[HazelGod]

You're ordering and fucking a fake pussy and you're concerned that the pink color is too girly?

Seriously?

:no:

And ricardo, WTF do you have against the period? Punctuate, you illiterate bastard.

 

[nudeyorker]

You're ordering and fucking a fake pussy and you're concerned that the pink color is too girly?

Seriously?

:no:

And ricardo, WTF do you have against the period? Punctuate, you illiterate bastard.

Is it necessary for you to act like such a big dick here? Is it because you don't have a gallery?

 

[HairyTXdude]

You're ordering and fucking a fake pussy and you're concerned that the pink color is too girly?

Seriously?

:no:

And ricardo, WTF do you have against the period? Punctuate, you illiterate bastard.

dude bug off! :hitwithrock:

 

[nudeyorker]

dude bug off! :hitwithrock:

Alas like a bad dream he keeps returning! He seems to think that what he says... matters!

 

[HairyTXdude]

Alas like a bad dream he keeps returning! He seems to think that what he says... matters!

like a bad dream? more like fricking herpes! I take it he's infecting other threads too? :asshole:

 

[D_Stockton Stiffye]

And ricardo, WTF do you have against the period? Punctuate, you illiterate bastard.
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Me not Illiterate I goed too scool and lerned how too wrote and spoke right u stupid stupid!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!

 

[nudeyorker]

like a bad dream? more like fricking herpes! I take it he's infecting other threads too? :asshole:

Not only that but adding thread tags in his passive aggressive manner.
FYI The moderators can read who is adding tags to threads!

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

like wat type of insert to get him

You should find out what he likes (more glans stimulation, looser fit, gooshiness :tongue and send something that fits his preference. I went to a few sex shops and felt (violated by finger :biggrin1 each of the sleeves on display before choosing one appropriate for my ex. The textured ones felt best, btw.

Alas like a bad dream he keeps returning! He seems to think that what he says... matters!

He can be an ass. However, what you describe is not unique to HazelGod; in fact, I am certain more than a few of us operate under the same delusion.

 

[chiky_0303]

I wouldn't mind if you sent me a fleshjack
That would make my day!

 

[HazelGod]

Is it necessary for you to act like such a big dick here? Is it because you don't have a gallery?

Alas like a bad dream he keeps returning! He seems to think that what he says... matters!

Very balanced input...very impartially moderator-ish.

Not only that but adding thread tags in his passive aggressive manner.
FYI The moderators can read who is adding tags to threads!

You seem to be implying that I'm somehow hiding my feelings behind the public anonymity of the tagging function...which would be so in character for me. Like I give a rat's ass who can read that I posted something. Make the tag authorship public and I'll sign every one of them.

Why have you got such a hard-on for my calling out the neocon trolling for what it is anyhow? Or labeling the insufferable douchebags who recycle the crap ad nauseam for what they are?

Get off my dick already.