Fleshlight owners fess up....are they really as great as some people say?

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I'm thinking about getting a Fleshlight. Reading the reviews on the Fleshlight site sort of makes one think the person who invented it should be nominated for the Nobel Prize or something. Are they really worth the $65 or so?
 

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My dorm roommate showed up with one a couple years ago. We enjoyed it..................a lot.
Since it was his and he was good enough to share the fun, and cleaning it does take a bit of time, i just used a condom. It may not have been as intense as what it seemed to him, but is was pretty damn good even with a condom on.
Alas, new to the toy and over eager to use it and not as eager once we were spent to take care of it, we had to toss it after a few months. But, at 50 cents a load even, we got his moneys worth out of it.
It doesn't replace a good vagina, nor a firm grip from your hand when needed, but it is just as good and a nice change of pace.

So, with more research on use and care and going into it with the mindset of getting more than our money worth, and armed with his "no questions asked" credit card his dad supplied him with, he ordered us another one with 2 sleeves. No matter how much vagina that is available, it is still a nice fun option.

Clean up doesn't have to be a pain, lots of warm/hot water after use, wrap loosely in a microfiber towel til next time. Use their cleaner every now and then and their renewing powder.

As far as lube, if you can start with a large amount of spit it wont dry out as fast. I don't use the cap for the other end at all, instead i start easing in and out of it with just the lube of my spit, then put a little lube in the other open end. From trial and error we like the KY liquid.

It does get the job done more quickly than about any other way. I like to work it til i cant' take it anymore and am about to blow, then just stop and lay it down, dick still in it. Whether slow work up or fast i like to jerk it off just before i cum and let my dick pulse til it shoots up like a volcano. Then my goal is to be able to stand the sensitivity to push it back down over my dick in its ultra sensitive state without passing out. LOL. I'm getting pretty good at it. tumblr_m88y3dTu1T1rnzt9ro1_1280.jpg
 
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A fleshlight is to men as what a vibrator is to women. Ladies will tell you that they love their vibrator a lot, but it is not a replacement for the real thing. However, it is on it's own level of intensity for masturbation and totally worth the investment.

I did some searching for someone on this site that was concerned that they might be to big for one. I found someone with their size stuffing a Fleshlight. This guy has a very big dick, and if you watch this vid you can see how it accommodates his large size.

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http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/2-fleshjack-cumshots-with-no-hands-25540052

He's fucking a Fleshjack, but I read that the dimensions are the same, the only difference is the name of the product. At one point he jams it passed the cap line (which is very impressive), but he still is able to fuck it comfortably.

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I also found this vid of Danny D (AKA Matt Hughes) who arguably has one of the biggest cocks in porn. If you watch the video, he fills that thing to the brim (which is beyond impressive), but it can still accommodate his huge penis.

http://yourporn.sexy/matt-hughes-tests-a-fleshlight.html

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So yeah it's pricey, and it takes some maintenance, and it's fucking weird looking, but there is nothing else like it. And they obviously can take a big cock. I've tried other cheap toys and they are trash. Get one of these and you will thank me. PM if you have any questions and/or to thank me once you got one.
 

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... Aside from the prep and clean up, what I really don't like is that someone might be going through my stuff some day and find it. Maybe I'll die unexpectedly and my parents will have to clean up my apartment and find my things. It wouldn't really matter, but I don't like the thought of that. ...

"In death, there are no secrets." So... I counsel my younger friends to have a designated buddy: someone they trust who has access to their home or apartment to address this very issue. Your buddy should know where your sex toys, porn, illicit drugs (and anything else you might find embarrassing for your parents or next-of-kin to find) are and he/she should remove it upon your demise. When I was in the military, everybody had a 'go' bag and most guys had a buddy who knew what to do if they didn't come back from Iraq. I was the mortuary officer for a young airman that was killed in combat in my unit and I wish he had had a designated buddy to help him out because the rules for mortuary officers required us to inventory everything found so it could be returned to the service member's family. Most of us would quietly dispose of things we were fairly sure no family needed to know about or see (and were typically of no monetary value) but when I was performing my duties for this young man, I had a goodie-two-shoes assisting me and he insisted we catalogue the ladies lingerie we found in his personal effects. Hopefully the family assumed they belonged to a girlfriend he missed and they had never met instead of being the preferred undergarments for this young man when he was off-duty (which clearly they were). Anyway, voice of experience: think about finding a buddy and agreeing to perform this valuable service for each other.
 
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Well I can only speak from my experience, and I have tried a few different textures, and the original ones are pretty meh with the exception of the ultra-ribbed. That said, the newer Crystal see-through texture is pretty fucking awesome.

I found that for the best experience, I run warm water through it first, just to get it wet, then I add some water-based lube, making sure to coat the inside, then I make sure I've got some good lube action on me. Works like a charm. I don't have to add too much more lube to it since I precum a lot, so I'm sure others would need to squirt some more in there as needed.
 

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I bought my husband one for when I'm on my period or if he's just in the mood to masturbate. He says he likes his. I'll hold it between my thighs right up tight as close as I can to my vagina for period " sex ".
Lie on my side so he can be right up against me just like Real spoon sex. Reach around and hold my Boobs, be pressed against my ass, basically everything is the same except No real pussy is all. Lol He'll thrust away
at his Toy. No mess from my period and his load goes into his toy.
 
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I've written about this before elsewhere, and all I can say is YES, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND GETTING ONE! Rather than rewrite what I've said before I'm just going to paraphrase myself-

I recommend a crystal Fleshlight (but not the smaller "Torque model", those are made for smaller guys) and it's worth the high price. It's superior to jerking it (but not to actual pussy, of course) and I like watching my big dick fucking it since it's clear. The textures do awesome things to my cock. I'm average girth so I opted for the butt orifice, which is nice and tight, however you should get the pussy or mouth orifice to accommodate girth over 6", the crap this thing is made of is wonderfully stretchy. If I ram my dick in there as far as it will go, I get just passed the Fleshlight Logo. The swirly chamber at the end is to die for, especially if I just swirl it left and right, letting the texture pleasure me like nothing else can. If you look at this diagram, you can see that chamber starts at the 7" mark.

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You have to add some length based on the orifice. For me, the butt adds about .5" of insertable length, so it swallows up 8.5" inches of cock if I jam that fucker in there all the way. I'm 8.5" measured bone pressed, so that's how I know. If you get the lady insert, you can easily add an inch of insertable length and it will comfortably take 9", no problem. If you jam it in all the way, you would probably hit the cap, but if you remove that, it will take all of you.

Remember to use lots of water-based lube in it and on yourself for the best results, and always wash it out after use. The FleshWash they sell is perfect and it keeps your toy sanitary and like new.
 

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Mine is my main sexual release, I use it a lot more than I have sex with my wife. And I really love using it. They are worth the money!
yes, mine gets much more action that my wife, there are so many styles and options. I have about 9-- a few more fronts than rears, and I enjoy each one. Check out my photos... they are worth the money, esp if you purchase more than one at a time.
 

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I'm thinking about getting a Fleshlight. Reading the reviews on the Fleshlight site sort of makes one think the person who invented it should be nominated for the Nobel Prize or something. Are they really worth the $65 or so?
I have the STU version which is one of the tighter, bumpier types that is designed to Over Stimulate your penis. I've used other gel sleeves and sometimes found it hard to ejaculate. The STU really gives a Too Intense orgasm where I can't bear to move after and even pulling out gives me shudders. It feels good but it's over too quickly. I use watered down KY in the Fleshlight, then put some in the end of a condom and go that way. The condom sliding like a foreskin (which I lack) dampens the friction down to a very nice level and I can still have wicked good leg shaking orgasms without them being too intense and too brief. I don't use it bare back at all anymore.
 

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And anyone who has one, and uses it properly (read: uses plenty of lube) can tell you that it pays for itself right away in some of the most intense orgasims you've ever had. Like I said, it won't replace actual sex, jerking off has its own merits, but this thing can pleasure you in a way that's very different, and very wonderful, that the other two methods of getting off can't. Especially if you tighten the cap for the extra suction as needed, or loosen it so it gets nice and slippery, you will cum so fucking hard that it's worth the hassle.
For those who say they have one and don't like it, I also believe that some of the inserts are far superior. The Crystal version is just the absolute best. You get all these ultra pleasurable textures within it, and you get to watch your cock fucking the inside of it, which visually is pretty hot. If you get the plain standard model, or the ultra tight, or whatever, it's pretty underwhelming. The Crystal texture is worth at least three times what they ask for it given how much pleasure it will provide you.

I have the crystal one and yes it is great. I do need to get a new insert as I think it's been worn out but I still love it and would recommend. The texture at the end is the best when it hits the head
 

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It's the only sex toy for sex while she's out of commission...the Stu texture is one of the few things I can actually get off on other than the real thing or my hands...and I can't usually get off with my hands lubed...I modified my cap with a coffee bag vent to make a one way valve and it gets pretty good.
 
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Am seriously considering one of these - can someone link to the crystal version please?

Also, odd question - do you "fuck" the fleshlight by thrusting back and forth or do you "wank" with it? The thought of "fucking" it seems more appealing as one's hand can wank already.


https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/fleshlight-ice/products/ice-lady
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https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/fleshlight-ice/products/ice-butt (I prefer this one because the opening is nice and tight)

Sometimes I fuck it, but I have found that just wanking with it is pretty awesome because you can swirl it around and twist it to let all the textures do wonderful things to you. Once it has got me going, just doing subtle movements to it can create intense and very pleasurable sensations.