A silly phrase for such a serious action!! My question to one and all is...what phrase(s) do you use or have you heard used by others that is a reference to masterbation? Or maybe just be creative!!!! Cum one cum all- this should be FUN!
My favorite is "flicking the bean" for the girlie aspect of things and I thought "choking the chicken" or "beating the meat on the toilet seat" were entertaining comments for men.
How about "Petting the Poodle/Kitty" "Diddling" or "Pattin' the Puff" for girls
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Shaking hands with the Farmer, Flogging the Dolphin, Pounding the Pud, Rubbing One Out, or my personal favorite "Having it Out with Yourself." For guys, of course.
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