"flicking Bean"

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A silly phrase for such a serious action!! My question to one and all is...what phrase(s) do you use or have you heard used by others that is a reference to masterbation? Or maybe just be creative!!!! Cum one cum all- this should be FUN!
 

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Well I have one for sex that the Jackaroo's on the cattle properties used -

Up to ya Nuts in Guts.

Charming lads.
 

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i've always liked "buffin' the muffin" as a reference to female masturbation.

'self abuse' is kind of funny.

'stroking off' is always my favorite in reference to male masturbation.
 

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Ham shank = wank.

Beating the bishop.

5 finger shuffle.

Pulling the pudding.

One off the wrist.

Jacking off.

Jerking off.

Playing pocket billiards (when stroking whilst dressed).

There must be more.

What about girlie equivalents?
 

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How about "Petting the Poodle/Kitty" "Diddling" or "Pattin' the Puff" for girls

and

Shaking hands with the Farmer, Flogging the Dolphin, Pounding the Pud, Rubbing One Out, or my personal favorite "Having it Out with Yourself." For guys, of course.