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Something Looks Weird In Broward County. Here’s What We Know About A Possible Florida Recount.

The good news, there won't be a repeat of the hanging chads that put Florida at the center of the 2000 Presidential election. But everyone's favorite Sunshine State is giving every indication that the race for Governor and Senator could end-up in chaos, lawsuits and a whole lotta drama. And did I tell you about the heated race for agricultural commissioner?

When I went to high school in the mid-eighties one of my history teachers, bless his Orange County conservative Republican heart, was absolutely convinced Richard Nixon lost the 1960 election thanks to that dastardly deed-doer Snidely Whiplash...or Chicago Mayor Richard Daley.

The drama behind President Kennedy’s 1960 election win - National Constitution Center
 
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Judge orders Broward elections chief to turn over vote counts to Scott’s campaign

Although my OP hasn't generated any replies the 2018 Florida election is poised to be a real mess.

Meet Broward County election chief Brenda Snipes, the "impartial" individual in-charge of accurately tabulating the vote count. This includes mailed-in ballots, overseas ballots from the military, early voter ballots and those who voted on election Tuesday. However the Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis campaigns are worried that, since she is keeping her vote count process secret, Ms. Snipes may have discovered missing ballots from the voting deceased as well as those who chose to vote twice and thrice. And they may have reason to worry since Brenda Snipes makes congresswoman Maxine Waters look like Karl Rove.

Stay tuned for a whole bunch of fun at high noon E.S.T. if Rick Scott's fortunes take a tumble at the hands of Broward County.
 
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Fixed it for you.

Nope.

It’s corrupt Broward County Democrats. More provisional ballots are miraculously being “found” after the fact.
Counties with larger population sizes have all finished reporting.
The panhandle district got hit by a freaking hurricane and they finished reporting.

Meanwhile, all these “new” provisional ballots that are being trucked in are going 99% to the Democrats. It’s so obvious that even the mainstream liberal media are on to it.
 
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I’ve never seen these miraculous last minute provisionals swing republican. EVER.

It’s so freaking obvious what’s happening. I hope there’s investigations, arrests and widespread reports.

If that happens, the Democratic Party could be in literal ruins.
 

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It always follows the same pattern.

1. R candidate leads D candidate comfortably on election night.
2. As the days go on, the Democrats magically find enough votes to get them over the line, and just out of reach for a recount.

It’s a joke.
 

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I have to wonder why it is always this fucking state with these chads and recounts and all kinds of other bullshit. In NY I was always independent, but here was told that was not allowed and that I had to be NPA--been that way for over 100 years the clerk told me. Florida just can't catch up with the rest of the country in so many ways. When they say that here you have to pay for the sunshine they aren't kidding.
 

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I have to wonder why it is always this fucking state with these chads and recounts and all kinds of other bullshit. In NY I was always independent, but here was told that was not allowed and that I had to be NPA--been that way for over 100 years the clerk told me. Florida just can't catch up with the rest of the country in so many ways. When they say that here you have to pay for the sunshine they aren't kidding.

It’s because of the corrupt officials.

The areas that do this are strongholds and no one runs against the current seated officials. They’re literally operating illegally and no one is stopping them.
 
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It’s because of the corrupt officials.

The areas that do this are strongholds and no one runs against the current seated officials. They’re literally operating illegally and no one is stopping them.

Yes. And that's scary to all. I had to leave the beach the other day as the next wave of dead fish rolled up on shore. Everyone's still pointing their fingers at each other as to who's responsible for that. I keep hoping that it'll get better in Florida, and the entire country, as the blue-hairs die off and my generation takes over, but that is just a hope.
 

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Yes. And that's scary to all. I had to leave the beach the other day as the next wave of dead fish rolled up on shore. Everyone's still pointing their fingers at each other as to who's responsible for that. I keep hoping that it'll get better in Florida, and the entire country, as the blue-hairs die off and my generation takes over, but that is just a hope.

Well here’s something to cheer you up :D

 
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It’s because of the corrupt officials.

The areas that do this are strongholds and no one runs against the current seated officials. They’re literally operating illegally and no one is stopping them.

That's not entirely accurate.

Snipes literally serves at the pleasure of the governor. Rick Scott could have (and should have) fired her, but never did, despite past lawsuits and examples of glaring incompetence.

You are correct that no one is doing anything about her, but you are incorrect that it's Democratic allies keeping her in office. Republicans have been keeping her in office.
 

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That's not entirely accurate.

Snipes literally serves at the pleasure of the governor. Rick Scott could have (and should have) fired her, but never did, despite past lawsuits and examples of glaring incompetence.

You are correct that no one is doing anything about her, but you are incorrect that it's Democratic allies keeping her in office. Republicans have been keeping her in office.

Republicans don’t have the power to fire her. She’s an elected official.
 

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Yes. And that's scary to all. I had to leave the beach the other day as the next wave of dead fish rolled up on shore. Everyone's still pointing their fingers at each other as to who's responsible for that. I keep hoping that it'll get better in Florida, and the entire country, as the blue-hairs die off and my generation takes over, but that is just a hope.

bwhip1011, I don't know about your west side of the Howard Frankland Bridge but in Pasco County...…

Pasco man dressed as Fred Flintstone has 'footmobile' seized in funny traffic stop
 
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I thought it was about fun.........my bad. I looked up Florida jokes...there was one about a penis...ah well, anyway.
 
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Just an update, the shinanigans are continuing in Arizona and Georgia, where ballots are being “found” and swings are massively out of whack for the Democrats (of course -_-)

Florida has headed to a recount but the margins are far too great for the Democrats to overcome. If they do overcome them, it 110% proves fraud.