Florida, please explain

SurferGirlCA said:
FL sure has some interesting characters... and some of them get elected to public office. I kinda thought I'd seen it all when it comes to politics, but can any one from FL (or anywhere) explain this? Is she from our planet or just visiting? :confused:

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I've only read a little about her, but I know she's an evangelical Christian, and forgive the blanket statement but that should really tell us all we need to know :mad: .
 
quercusone said:
Oh...and Harris is who was in charge of the re-count in Fla in...2000 (when Gore won). That is what catapulted her to fame and the undying gratitude of the Right Wing.
I know that part, TX. This pic just made me laugh out loud... and I was hoping for an explanation of it, and maybe of her. Is she pro/anti-possum?
 
quercusone said:
Oh...and Harris is who was in charge of the re-count in Fla in...2000 (when Gore won). That is what catapulted her to fame and the undying gratitude of the Right Wing.

Wasn't she also the one who gave this apparently drunk, and obviously flirty interview on CNN last year? I laughed without end about her being probably unable to sit straight on her studio chair, smiling the best, drunk, put-on smile and tossing her mane, winking at the anchorman. That woman should get a price, for a republican AND evangelical christ, she's really a broad.
 
SurferGirlCA said:
That explains the possum? :wink:

In some strange way, yes :confused: :eek: . I just think evangelicals have scrambled brains with all the junk they get stuffed in it. They're bound to do and say all sorts of crazy things.
 
Pecker said:
That's Chad the Possum that's hanging from her hand. It's probably pregnant, as well.
Ok, Pecker, that explanation just begs more questions (not even counting how a possum named Chad can get pregnant), but I suspect you just made up that story to satisfy my curiosity. :smile:
 
SurferGirlCA said:
Ok, Pecker, that explanation just begs more questions (not even counting how a possum named Chad can get pregnant), but I suspect you just made up that story to satisfy my curiosity. :smile:

My goodness, SGC, you never heard of the dimpled doll named Chaddy Cathy? :tongue:

Guys were always closely scrutinizing her in order to try to figure out her original intent.
 
O.K. FIRST: It's o'possum.

SECOND: You wouldn't BELIEVE the manner in which the female is impregnated.

Gramps
 
SGCA and StudHunter, please re-examine the picture. Claire brings up my supporting argument.

It was a photo-op for tit-jiggling. As she holds the opossum, she is in prime position to give her juglets a shake for the camera. Now, back to Claire's contribution... I've seen that drunken interview, and in between every spate of giggles, she gives those mams a mighty quake.

As for Pecker's sly comment, SGCA, the ballots are called chads, and the reason a recount should have occurred (even though it didn't) was that the chads got hung up in the machines. Therefore, the hanging chads reference.

Ah, she's a nasty piece of work, isn't she?

"Jeb, if I jiggle my tits for you, and tamper with your brother's failing election, what kind of political repayment can you give me?"
 
DC_DEEP said:
SGCA and StudHunter, please re-examine the picture. Claire brings up my supporting argument.

It was a photo-op for tit-jiggling. As she holds the opossum, she is in prime position to give her juglets a shake for the camera. Now, back to Claire's contribution... I've seen that drunken interview, and in between every spate of giggles, she gives those mams a mighty quake.

As for Pecker's sly comment, SGCA, the ballots are called chads, and the reason a recount should have occurred (even though it didn't) was that the chads got hung up in the machines. Therefore, the hanging chads reference.

Ah, she's a nasty piece of work, isn't she?

"Jeb, if I jiggle my tits for you, and tamper with your brother's failing election, what kind of political repayment can you give me?"
Ohhhh, hanging chads (those weren't the ballots, but the little pieces of non-punched-through paper left hanging off the ballots, right?)... original intent...I get it now. Wow, Pecker, you are good. Thanks for the de-coding work, DC_Deep!
 
SurferGirlCA said:
FL sure has some interesting characters... and some of them get elected to public office. I kinda thought I'd seen it all when it comes to politics, but can any one from FL (or anywhere) explain this? Is she from our planet or just visiting? :confused:

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wonder if that was her date for the evening. :biggrin1:
 
The way I remember that fiasco, DC, is that the chads sometimes did not completely separate from the ballot and instead hung so that when the ballot was read by a machine, the hanging chad might flip back and cover the hole, negating a vote.

These are the generally accepted types of chads:

Punched Chad A Chad that has been punched all the way out.

Hanging Chad Only one corner remains attached to the card.

Swinging Chad Two corners remain attached to the card.

Tri Chad Three corners remain attached to the card.

Pregnant Chad A Chad that's only indented slightly and is still fully attached to the card.

Dimpled Chad Same as a pregnant Chad


Warmest regards,

Chad O'Possum