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I also love cacti, and the various blooms they produce.
Ditto! I've just this year realized how beautiful they are.
Fuckin cactii.
Years ago, I had this snoopy wilderness guide kinda book, and it talked about being able to find water in cacti.
So my mom had this ornamental cactus on the kitchen table, I decided to nick it with a knife out of curiosity. So this white, latexy lookin stuff came out, and being the genius that I was, I wanted to taste it.
It tasted like... pain. Like being shot right in the damn tongue.
Apparently, it's some type of natural insecticide that cacti secret to keep bugs from munching on them. Works just as well on curious young men. My tongue still hurts just thinking about that.
Fuckin cactii.
Years ago, I had this snoopy wilderness guide kinda book, and it talked about being able to find water in cacti.
So my mom had this ornamental cactus on the kitchen table, I decided to nick it with a knife out of curiosity. So this white, latexy lookin stuff came out, and being the genius that I was, I wanted to taste it.
It tasted like... pain. Like being shot right in the damn tongue.
Apparently, it's some type of natural insecticide that cacti secret to keep bugs from munching on them. Works just as well on curious young men. My tongue still hurts just thinking about that.
Did it *burn? I read somewhere that some types of cactus have Scoville measurements in the millions.
Cacti are so badass. (Not your experience, I sorry that happened to you)
Yes, like that scene with the box in the David Lynch Dune movie.
No images because it seems like trying to embed them on mobile does strange shit, womp womp