Food For Thought #1: What is the greatest lesson in life you've ever learned?

[Drifterwood]

Don't put your knob in the vacuum nozzle.

 

[marleyisalegend]

take nothing for granite

but granite can be so pretty and its used to make many things. sounds like you're taking a natural resource for granted.

 

[nudeyorker]

Don't worry about what other people think about you...unless they are paying your bills...(Father of Nudeyorker)

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Don't put your knob in the vacuum nozzle.

1) lesson of experience?
2) because nature abhors vacuums, or because vacuums abhor knobs?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Don't believe everything you read...
Don't judge a book by its cover....
Be nice to people you work with...you never know who will interview you for your next position.
Jacking each day keeps the doctor away...(okay so I made up the last one...still something important to know)

 

[Mem]

Count your blessings. Appreciate what you have, and who you have in your life.

You can buy health care, but you can not buy health.

 

[crescendo69]

Stop to smell the flowers.

 

[Ethyl]

Wash your hands after using Zostrix - especially if you're about to have sex.

 

[Drifterwood]

Good manners cost nothing.

 

[Drifterwood]

1) lesson of experience?
2) because nature abhors vacuums, or because vacuums abhor knobs?

Nature is right - vacuums suck.

I just thought that the advice was apt for our membership, dearest Rubester.

 

[Kevbo]

There are times to be righteously angry about things, but life is too short and precious to waste carrying a grudge. Resolve your grievances if you can and move on -- including the ones others may have with you.

-- which is related to --

Regrets can last forever -- so be careful about irreversible acts.

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Regardless of how we wish things were, sex usually has consequences, and notions of "equality" are not really possible with it.

-- which is related to --

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure -- and the ounce of prevention may appear inconvenient at the time, but it's alway worth "going back for".


Kev

 

[Not_Punny]

I've learned that people are generally quite nice. :tongue:

 

[vince]

Confucius say-- "It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop"

 

[1BiGG1]

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.

Thomas Jefferson

 

[Principessa]

Never wear overalls on a road trip. :biggrin1:

Nobody cares if you use store bought pie crust.

Homemade gravy tastes better than the stuff in a can.

Never give a 3 year old chewing gum.


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[B_JasonDawgxxx]

Dont get drunk at a wedding

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

Don't turn down love from someone you love because if you do you probably won't get a second chance. :frown1:
aka Brokeback Mountain love.

 

[transformer_99]

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke ?

 

[vince]

Nobody cares if you use store bought pie crust.

I do!!!

(Vince makes great pie crust!)

 

[Mr. Bungle]

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke ?

Damn dude, I was just gonna type that.. :biggrin1: one of the most important things I've learned is that life's too short to hold grudges, also...