Fool proof method for a meatier member

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While many men seem more focused on length when it comes to penis size, girth is often what women claim to enjoy more.
Now there is a new method, fool proof, which will add girth even to the thinnest of dicks.
It's called the Tulip method and comes from Denmark.

It doesn't involve any magic pills, creams or medical devices and can be used by all, subject to diet or religion.

You begin by making your member semi erect by manual stimulation or by own preferred method.
Then start by opening up a packet of Tulip bacon and placing one rasher after the other around your penis, starting at the root and working towards the head.
Continue this process until your optimum girth has been achieved. If needed, finish off by adding a layer of margarine or butter of room temperature to even out the possible ridges of the bacon rashers.
Finish this whole process by rolling on a condom, of a size suitable to the extra girth.

Enjoy !

(Post written on April 1, 2022)
 

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Stop. Ham-mer time. :emoji_bacon:

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