Football (Soccer) Players' Cocks

[RicP]

What size do you think these football (soccer) players' cocks are?

Rank them as large, medium or small.

Frank Lampard
Michael Owen
John Terry
Alan Shearer
Gary Neville
Christiano Ronaldo
Jamie Redknapp
Michael Ballack
Jamie Carragher
Alan Smith
Steven Gerrard
Ryan Giggs
David Beckham

 

[RicP]

The last image on the above post is Alan Smith.

Here's some more.

 

[RicP]

What size do you think these football (soccer) players' cocks are?

Rank them as large, medium or small.

Frank Lampard
Michael Owen
John Terry
Alan Shearer
Gary Neville
Christiano Ronaldo
Jamie Redknapp
Michael Ballack
Jamie Carragher
Alan Smith
Steven Gerrard
Ryan Giggs
David Beckham

These are my thoughts...

Frank Lampard - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
Michael Owen - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
John Terry - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
Alan Shearer - Small (less than 5") and Cut
Gary Neville - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
Christian Ronaldo - Large (more than 7") and Cut
Jamie Redknapp - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
Michael Ballack - Extra Large (more than 9") and Cut
Jamie Carragher - Extra Small (less than 4") and Uncut
Alan Smith - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
Steven Gerrard - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
Ryan Giggs - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
David Beckham - Large (more than 7") and Cut

Biggest Michael Ballack and smallest Jamie Carragher.

 

[steelcitybud]

I've seen pic of Beckham..he is definitely over 7 and uncut

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

My well informed intelligence tells me all the above named with the exception of Alan Shearer are average or less. On personal observation Ben Alnwick and Liam Lawrence are big.

 

[RicP]

So your intelligence tells you that Alan Shearer is the biggest then?
Who's the smallest?

Can't believe Ballack is average or less!!!

 

[RicP]

My well informed intelligence tells me all the above named with the exception of Alan Shearer are average or less. On personal observation Ben Alnwick and Liam Lawrence are big.

What personal observation?
Tell us more!

 

[jb007]

there were sex tapes around of Lampard/Ferdinand/Dyer that show Lampard to be fairly average and another of Lawrence/Alnwick looking a little bigger

 

[LADodgers]

I'd say that Terry and Gerrard are hung, you can see their bulges everytime they play. Shearer is a total hunk, wouldn't surprise if he was hung. Ronaldo is under 5, I am pretty sure.

 

[lemonhead]

I don't get why people think David Beckham is hung. I've seen many pretty revealing pictures of him and have yet to find anything to suggest he's any bigger than average.

 

[TFP]

On 'Soccer AM' they have a short interview feature in which players are jokingly asked which of their colleagues is "longest in the shower". Every time I've seen one of these interviews with anyone who's played with him at either Everton or Manyoo they have unhesitatingly named Louis Saha.

 

[RicP]

Nice.

They ever commented on anyone else, either in a positive or negative way?

 

[toonfan88]

i would hope alan smith is pretty big, kevin doyle must be too given the bulges in his shorts when he was freeballing in his reading days. alexandre pato is pretty average having seen his webcam tape, peter lovenkrands is apparently big too

 

[RicP]

I reckon Alan Smith is on the smaller side. Some pics of his bulge in shorts ain't that impressive. But yeah, Kevin Doyle looks like he's packed.

 

[toonfan88]

yeh some of smith's not so impressive. still in my head he is...

 

[RicP]

John Terry must be hung - his wife has taken him back. Lol.
Wonder how Ashley Cole stacks up?

 

[D_Layme Ducque]

I dont see any actual cock pics here tho! Are there any around at all?

 

[leedsuncut]

There may be dick-pics, but this site seems to appeal mainly to the wishful thinking brigade. LOL!

 

[ojosblu]

Frederik michalak!!!

 

[D_Rose_Etta_Stone]

I think that Gerrard is over 8... There are certain number of pics of his bulge