Here is one (not really sex, more of a prank): This fucking punk named Joe Price was visiting Clark Univerity with his friend, Y**i, and proceeding to tear shit up in a drunken belligerent state (yelling, throwing shit, stealing people's liquor) Thing is, he was kind of likable for being such an asshole - he always wore a torn sport-coat, was rail thin, pale, had rock-star red hair, and spoke with a gruff boston accent beneath 14 year old boyish-looking feminine features (was 19). Always had a guitar, like an idiot. Anyway, me, him and others were in front of a dorm on a Fri or Sat night, people coming in an out. He was visiting, of course, being poor and a high school drop-out. As a 'stuck up looking girl' came walking towards the dorm, Joe yelled, "Hey, wanna see some gay sex?" He then yanked down my pants very quickly and began sucking my flaccid dick. I wasn't expecting it, but being drunk and game for offending any and everyone, I let him continue for a few seconds while the girl walked away in disgust. Yes, it was wrong, but I can't help remembering it fondly.