For Better or For Worse

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    For Better or For Worse

    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
    months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he
    motioned for her to come nearer.
    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You have been with
    me all through the bad times.
    When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed,
    you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the
    house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were
    still by my side.........
    You know what?"

    What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
    warmth.

    "I think you're bad luck, get the f_ _k away from me."
     
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