FOR GAY GUYS ONLY-- My Pussy POLL!!!!

What do you think of my pussy?


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bottombuddy

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have you tried sitting in a barel of petrol for a few hours to hydrate and soften your skin.....will certainly make it smell alot better...and if youve some wee creatures still living in there well strike a match and theyll soon be gone.
 

jeff black

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Wait, are you saying I shouldn't be storing the candies I swipe from the corner store in there? I'm on a fixed income and I'm diabetic so I always needs something sugary at my disposal. I used to use between my tits but now that they sag to my ankles, it's a lot easier to stuff the candies into my cunt, though I have noticed the cinnamon ones give off a slight burning sensation that I rather like.

I like the lard idea, but do you think I could use bacon fat instead? I like bacon.

Also I think I'd miss the moths if they were to go. I talk to them while I poo (whenever and whereever I happen to be at the time).

I've never been so very aroused. Thank you, Snoozan. You have shown me a better way to live.
 

lewis27529

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none of the above - most gay men love women. some of the best advice on this website comes from females. SpiledPrincess is actually of my favorite members.
LPSG is a website for those who have a large package, those who have a BF with a large package, or just those who admire a big dick. That includes males and females.
 

jeff black

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Lightweight. :rolleyes: It's gonna take at least 5 pages of this stuff before I can finally shoot my manly load in a rewarding-yet-disapproving fashion.

Come on, dude... look at the folds on her face! YOU could stick your dick ANYWHERE on her body and it would be moist and wet and OH SO GOOD.....the perfect orfice to fuck.
I give her a 10/10 and just wish she would post a photo of those sagging tits so I could truly get off.
 

snoozan

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none of the above - most gay men love women. some of the best advice on this website comes from females. SpiledPrincess is actually of my favorite members.
LPSG is a website for those who have a large package, those who have a BF with a large package, or just those who admire a big dick. That includes males and females.

lewis, lewis, lewis lewis, lewis. i see that you haven't been initiated yet into the secret man club at LPSG yet. sad, really. repeat after me, "vaginas are gross, vaginas are nasty, vaginas are the scourge of the earth." repeat this 100 times every time you post until you have 2000 posts. only uncut is allowed to be nice to all members. and naughty too. also if you're a straight male, you have to expect women to do your bidding (like answer your one line crassly flirting PMs you send to 17 of us), explain all your bad behavior by using evolution to explain it, and only like pussies, tits, bodies, and personalities that you've seen in your vivid video collection.

you also need to invest in a moth colony. the guys here love having their cocks tickled by those fragile, elusive creatures.

Come on, dude... look at the folds on her face! YOU could stick your dick ANYWHERE on her body and it would be moist and wet and OH SO GOOD.....the perfect orfice to fuck.

I give her a 10/10 and just wish she would post a photo of those sagging tits so I could truly get off.

yes, since my eyesight has gone and the dementia set in a little bit, on occasion i will notice that i'm being forehead or cheek-fucked and didn't pick up on it for awhile. fortunately the slugs in my face-folds do well to keep that moist, slimy feeling. i had to get rid of the leeches, though, since they had that icky tendency to latch on to the cock. though i tell ya, when the guys didn't know about the leeches, they loved em. medieval medicine rools! i was there, i know.

now where are spoiled princess and manly banisters? I'd like to go play bingo in our diapers.
 

D_Gunther Snotpole

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Snoozie, you just went addition-happy.
You had indoor plumbing and now you have a Charles Addams outhouse.
Cull, cull, I say.
Boeing never should have had landing rights.
NASA has all of Florida for its launch pads.
Also, you've proved disappointing as a carbon sink.