FOR GAY GUYS ONLY-- My Pussy POLL!!!!

[lucky8]

i hope to god you were protesting against the protesters, not with them

 

[Hugh G. Rection]

It is my professional opinion that you need a pussectomy. It is a simple procedure that involves taking the old wrinkly extra skin off your vagina and using it to sew your fingers into a mitten so that you can no longer use a keyboard.

 

[snoozan]

Why your vagine hang like sleeve of weezard?

I am second best prostitute in all of LPSG. The first is that dirty leetle peeg novice_btm.

Snoooz, can i get my leftovers out of there?

Do you mean duder or that whole lake trout you wanted me to steam up there? If it's the lake trout, it's almost done-- if it's duder, he won't come out, he's found that camera crew I lost in there and wants you to come in and film that porno already.

It is my professional opinion that you need a pussectomy. It is a simple procedure that involves taking the old wrinkly extra skin off your vagina and using it to sew your fingers into a mitten so that you can no longer use a keyboard.

I use my prehensile 11 inch clit (that has thoroughly explored DW's anal crevice) to type anyway. My hands are kinda clubbed and knotty from Arthur Ritis. I know all of the Ritis boys, and Arthur's the worst one of 'em.

 

[lewis27529]

so i feel like a dumb ass if this threa is really a joke... haa haa

 

[snoozan]

so i feel like a dumb ass if this threa is really a joke... haa haa

yeah but you're really sweet, so it's okay. come over here and give an old lady a kiss (just don't mind the moths. or the odor. or the flaking off sheets of skin. or the snails.)

 

[jeff black]

yeah but you're really sweet, so it's okay. come over here and give an old lady a kiss (just don't mind the moths. or the odor. or the flaking off sheets of skin. or the snails.)

And if she offers you an apple, make sure you have a prince nearby.

 

[lewis27529]

And if she offers you an apple, make sure you have a prince nearby.

or I could always shove it in her pussy and add to the ingredients that are rotting in there. You got to be pretty damn loose if you can fit an apple in there

 

[Hugh G. Rection]

Snoozan where are those pictures from in your profile??

 

[D_Ed69s girl]

:laugh2::laugh2: OMG I have been away far to long. Damn snoozan Thank you I laughed so hard I cried. As Far as your problem just use orbitz it is suppose to clean a dirty mouth why not a dirt twat.:fingersx:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

And if she offers you an apple, make sure you have a prince nearby.

Eh.... just get a frog-prince. Maybe it'll eat the moths. *tongue* You can always kiss it later.

 

[jeff black]

I feel like vomitting. Snoozan, spread your legs.

 

[dreamer20]

Wait, are you saying I shouldn't be storing the candies I swipe from the corner store in there? I'm on a fixed income and I'm diabetic so I always needs something sugary at my disposal.

I think storing the candies in your snatch is a bad idea, vaginas are prone to yeast infections,...

However you could be, literally:biggrin1:, sitting on a goldmine snoozan. Yeast now costs ~ $5.11 per ounce in N.P.

You should come to N.P. and be my little yeast factory and make me filthy rich.$$:biggrin1:$$

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I'll be there in three days Snoozan my lurve, don't bathe

 

[DC_DEEP]

I'm having a little trouble. I've gotten a little older and my pussy's suddenly gone creaky, dry and grey. Why does it look like a ten year old leather wallet but smell like ashes and stale beer? Also, there are a lot of things that seem to be living in there, from the microbial to moths to small nocturnal mammals.

Dear, I have several different types of leather dressing to help alleviate some of those problems. Now, the critters, that's different. I have some glue boards you could stick up in there. Which reminds me of a limerick:

When snoozan's in Kalamazoo,
She fills her vagina with glue.
She claims, "It's no sin;
If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out again, too."

if you threaten me with flying monkeys again I will make an official complaint to Rob_E, the Queen and God.

[aside]
FLY, MY PRETTY ONES!! FLY! FLY!!!

Ha - Take THAT!

Rob_E, DC_DEEP and Jeff Black? Impressive!

??? You WILL be impressed when I crack your little brain-pan with my tiara.

By the way, did you not read the thread title? Gay guys only, indeed!

 

[snoozan]

Dear, I have several different types of leather dressing to help alleviate some of those problems. Now, the critters, that's different. I have some glue boards you could stick up in there. Which reminds me of a limerick:

When snoozan's in Kalamazoo,
She fills her vagina with glue.
She claims, "It's no sin;
If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out again, too."

How's this one:

All the king's horsecocks and all the king's Boudreaux's Butt Paste
Couldn't help Snoozie out and get rid of that horrible cunt taste.

Wow that was pretty bad. Even the moths in my pussy flew out momentarily to groan.

??? You WILL be impressed when I crack your little brain-pan with my tiara.

I get the feeling your tiara is less diamoned-encrusted platinum or gold but instead leather with steel studs. Huh huh, I said "stud."

By the way, did you not read the thread title? Gay guys only, indeed![/quote]DC, since all the people on LPSG, especially those claiming to be women, are really men, SP and MB are gay guys. DUH!

 

[DC_DEEP]

By the way, did you not read the thread title? Gay guys only, indeed!

DC, since all the people on LPSG, especially those claiming to be women, are really men, SP and MB are gay guys. DUH!

Well, MB did insinuate that I'm the queen. I fully intend to convince her otherwise.

Snoozie, be a dear and hold this flail for me...