it's just crazy what people will put in their who-ha
I'm glad this thread was resurrected, just for the public health warning about inserting bottles into your vagina. Good to know.
How do you know it's an urban legend?It's an urban legend (you can look at the details on snopes, i didn't link because the legend references a minor)
I literally LOLed.Everyone that posted in this thread before you is already dead of old age.
... or died because they picked a thing that was just a little too dangerous to put into the body (or to put a body part into).Everyone that posted in this thread before you is already dead of old age.
I thought this was the thread where I talked about the electric toothbrush. Guess it was another one. My little sister blurted out at breakfast "I'm surprised you have any teeth left! You brushed like all night long!" I didn't know she could hear me in my room.
I think he already shared this years ago, but how about an unintentional toy? When we bought this house it had a nice play pool with a built in pool sweep. There's a port under the water line that you connect the sweep to. Our pool is not clothing optional - it's clothing prohibited, but that's only when it's just hubby and me. We hadn't been in the house that long and were enjoying the pool one Saturday afternoon. He's in the water trying to figure out how the sweep hose fit into the port when he stood a little too close. Do you have any idea how much suction that is. The cry not to mention the look on his face made me think the worst. But that strained yell to "cut off the pump" puzzled me, until I saw him slump from the side. I accused him of putting it in there to see how it fit, but he swears the port went looking for him! He just had visions of the pump pulling it right off! Glad I'm quick on my feet!
OK, I just GOTTA ask:
What was the aftermath of that incident? I once had a can of shaving cream slip out of my hand in the shower and had a bruise on my weenie for the better part of a week. I shudder to think what a pool pump could do to the delicate vegetation.
If I ever walked up to my wife and said, "Check this out! I made it 3 inches longer!" she might actually punch me in the balls.It made it like 3 inches longer!!!
Nah, I'm just kidding. Please don't run to the sweeper port and try it. He said it felt like he had been punched in the balls
If I ever walked up to my wife and said, "Check this out! I made it 3 inches longer!" she might actually punch me in the balls.
I went through a pillow phase years ago.
Ellie![]()
That's better than my stuffed hippoI had a stuffed elephant. I kid you not. But it looked nothing like @Captain Elephant . But it did the job!
I miss the old gurlat least he bumped a Snoozan thread
and...... i will never look at insulation the same way again
I had a stuffed elephant. I kid you not. But it looked nothing like @Captain Elephant . But it did the job!