For men and women, what strange things have you masturbated with?

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I had a stuffed elephant. I kid you not. But it looked nothing like @Captain Elephant . But it did the job!

That's better than my stuffed hippo :p

I don't know that this is necessarily strange. Pretty sure that most of the women with whom I've had this discussion over the years have, at some time or another, used at least one of their stuffed animals for more than snuggling. In that regard, I think you two are in the majority :p
 

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I don't know that this is necessarily strange. Pretty sure that most of the women with whom I've had this discussion over the years have, at some time or another, used at least one of their stuffed animals for more than snuggling. In that regard, I think you two are in the majority :p
My stuffed animals and clowns and I were strictly platonic.
 

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I can see clowns heightening the experience. It's like being choked except you're scared to death.


Autoerotic Coulrophobication?


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My stuffed animals and clowns and I were strictly platonic.
Mine were strictly platonic too. This kind of puts a new perspective on those people who keep their favourite teddy bear as adults. An ex had kept her bear and used to still go to sleep with him. She loved him so much he was threadbare, and I felt pretty much the same after a couple of years. He'd been repaired so many times that he looked like a sinister frankenstein zombie bear with mismatched angry eyes. Now I wonder...
 

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I think I want to came back, in the next life as a Stuffed animal, Think about it, you get to sit on a bed all day, watch women undress in front of you ; You get the occasional cuddle and from what I am reading, some of them possibly get more sex than I do :D
 
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A stuffed elephant, pool tube, or whatever may be a lot safer than commercially available products:

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I bought my love a We some time ago....actually it was a bit of a failure. Not all it was cracked up to be so to speak. So, it resigned itself to the used, or useless drawer. No, she did not need to recharge it from devices connected to the web. Have said here anything connected to the web is a two way street. Info in, info out.

Speaking of vibrators, of all the ones I have bought for us...her in the past years :)..the one that scores the highest is the Mini Wand....it would have to be the very best contraption ever. I score it a 9 and a half out of 10.

Maybe a stuffed toy holding a Mini Wand will score a 10 out of 10 :)
 

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To answer the question, I guess I've never been too original. Only two things come to mind. When I was in I think middle school, I had a pair of shorts made out of some kind of sorta fuzzy material. I don't think it was velour, but it wasn't just your normal cotton or polyester. That stuff felt awesome. In relatively more recent years, I happen upon someone in a magazine or on a website mention bubble wrap. All I've got to say about that is "Don't knock it 'till you've tried it."
 
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