For Pappy

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  1. Lex

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    In honor of our great friend Pappy returning (we are all SO happy to hear from you again)--I am starting the pre-New Years Eve LPSG FLESH Pile.

    I have reserved a penthouse suite at the Marriott hotel--2 king beds, jacuzi, giant futon in the main room. I have a 42" plamsa flat panel TV with built in DVD, straight and gay porn, beer, wine and cocktails (with servers--men in leather jocks and women in nothing).

    I am laying in the middle of the futon with my jock and my harness on. Condoms, lube and toys are on the counter.

    Who's in?!?!
     
  2. madame_zora

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    *Brings the Twister game and a bottle of baby oil* I'm in!

    Greased naked Twister anyone?

    Pappy, you never did recover your razor strap!
     
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    Fleshpile is one thing, naked Twister is something else!

    I'm in!
     
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    Count me In. I'll help out wherever you need me to be.

    I'll bring the toybox.

    Peeps can try out the fleshlight/pump/g-spot toys..etc etc..

    Remind me to bring batteries and a charger!
    C
     
  5. Pappy

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    I am flattered:eek:

    I'll be there, but I don't know about twister, that might hurt a bit:( .

    And why are the men in leather jocks?? Why can't they be naked too?? Don't we still have equal opportunity fleshpiles??

    Not to worry Jana, I have a new one to bring and break in on someone's unsuspecting rear:D .
     
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    I'm SO in. I'll bring the pop tarts and the wine-in-a box-so that dlcs doesn't have to.
     
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    I love Matt so very very much for this. In return, may I cover you in salad dressing?

    edit: Would like to take this moment to point out that Lex's avatars make me want to lick his stomach.
     
  8. GoneA

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    yeeeeeah, i guess i'm going.
     
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    Before we play 'Twister', we'll have to stretch our muscles a wee bit.

    Since I'm Canuck, I'll bring a few cans of maple syrup instead.
     
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    JUST for Pappy, I'll leave the studded leather jock at home. BUT, I'm still bringin' my favorite party flogger.
     
  11. Lex

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    And it's SO very lickable, too! Milk chocolate, melts in your mouth, not in your hands. ;-) And I'm thinking they'll be something to lick because:

    And I'll need a personal stretching lesson, Stud!

    No No No. Wear it. I will take it off with my teeth 5 minutes after you're in the door. PROMISE. GrrRRrrrrRRRrrr...
     
  12. Matthew

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    Sounds exciting, but it could also be a risky career move. I'll call my agent. Lettuce talk it over & we'll get back to you.
     
  13. Freddie53

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    Late, but count me in. Exactly what is the attire for this intoxicating evening? No one has mentioned egg nog. I'll bring that with lots of rum for the nog.

    We haven't had a fleshpile now for a while. Exciting. Jana are you bringing your riding crop? There will be several bare assed guys there I'm sure. And Pappy do find that razor strap. Some of the younger guys might need a few straps.
     
  14. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Dig it; I'll go to honor good ol' Pappy. But the naked twister I'm reserving for a few dozen rounds with lady dlcs. Let's see... left hand on purple for her, right hand on pink for me.:p :cool:
     
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