For Seriously This Time

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Spladle, May 26, 2006.

  1. B_Spladle

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    I'm straight. I've updated my profile to reflect that. As fun as online flirting is, I simply have no desire to have sex with other men, while girls basically drive me crazy whenever I come across them.

    I realize this may come as a shock to some of you, so as penance I'll be giving out free BJs to all awsome people for the next week or so.
     
  2. Lex

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    I'm totally gonna fuck you gay again...

    Matthew and Sorceror are gonna help me!
     
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    Some of my best friends are straight, but I don't treat them any differently. They can't help it.

    I understand your plight. :rolleyes:
     
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    Good for you! Now you just have to tell your family and friends...
     
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    The thought of never having your prostate massaged!! Oh the HORROR~!
     
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    Everyone knew, Spladle. And it didn't make a damn bit of difference.
    Maybe we should have sat you down, drawn you out -- reassured you.
    And in the end, it was simple, wasn't it?:smile:
     
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    Apparently you can get a buddy to do that for you and still be 100% straight. :rolleyes:
     
  8. Lex

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    Oh REALLY? In what universe? I missed that thread and all those hot stories. Do tell!

    *eyeroll*
     
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    Like, people quitting smoking--it won't last. Especially if Lex and Sorceror get ahold of you. You'll be back selling Girl Scout Cookies. Singing Gloria Gaynor tunes. (Just kidding!!!)

    I am happy that you know that you are straight. Now the hard part is telling your parents and your whole family. I feel for you. (Man, I already knew you were straight a looooonnnnggggg time ago.) :smile:
     
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    Good! Come straight to my room.

    [/Lady Chablis]
     
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    Yeah, I feel you InvisibleMan. Those straight guys--they have such a hard life.

    It's hard out here on a pimp...

    I remember coming out to my friends and family that I liked pussy when I was 10. It was a tense discussion.

    My dad's exact words were, "Having you ever tried NOT liking pussy?"

    I am not looking forward to saying "MY BAD!!"
     
  13. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I keep telling you, my dear...you haven't had anyone do it right yet. Lord knows you want someone to. Lex and I will be over tomorrow night and fuck you until it won't shut anymore.
     
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    When may I expect you to do penance.:biggrin1:
     
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    Gentlemen and Pigs, I give you: The SORCEROR~!!!

    *crowd roars*

    And in THIS corner, his Tag Team Partner, weighing in at one hundred and ninety-five pounds: LEX~!!

    *mix of cheers and boos*

    And THEIR tag team partner, weighing in with a brown goatee, acerbic wit and a big FAT cock: MATTHEW~!!

    *crowd erupts*

    Your ass, my dear Spladle--will never be the same.

    As Margaret Cho would say: "There's been a lot of activity in and around my ass lately."
     
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    O_O

    with a Carebear as avatar u can't be 100% straight!
    come on! u chose the pink one!!! :biggrin1: j/k
     
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    Aww, the little guy came out straight... Let him stick with it... He still joins the flesh piles.:biggrin1:
     
  18. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    He likes the idea that everyone wants to fuck him.
     
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    i don't

    but maybe i could watch with interest the whole process :cool:
     
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    I knew it all along............... glad it's official.:rolleyes:
     
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