For the Girls

Principessa

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For The Girls.

A Prayer:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags, and
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots,
Please no gray,
and as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young, and
thank you Dear Lord,
for all that you've done.

Five tips for women:
1.
It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Footnote:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."