For this day, a report on Voltaire.

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  1. mindseye

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    Voltaire
    by Jimmy

    My report is on Voltaire. Voltaire wrote an essay called Gouvernement du Peuple that's in French. I don't know French, so I had to ask my bratty sister what it said. "Gouvernement" means government, and "du peuple" means two people. And that's why we have a President and a Vice President. The end.
     

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    Hilarious! :biggrin:

    How about this one: "World War II became the Cold War, because Benjamin Franklin Roosevelt did not trust Lenin and Stalin. An ironed curtain fell across the haunches of Europe." (taken from a High school history essay)
     
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