Foreign Affairs [funny stuff]

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  1. Ralexx

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    I found this in my mailbox today :D

    Hu's On First

    (We take you now to the Oval Office)

    George Bush: Condi! nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
    G: Great. Lay it on me.
    C: Hu is the new leader of China.
    G: That's what I want to know.
    C: That's what I'm teling you.
    G: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    C: Yes.
    G: I mean the fellow's name.
    C: Hu.
    G: The new leader of China.
    C: Hu.
    G: The guy in China
    C: Hu.
    G: The Chinaman!
    C: Hu is leading China.
    G: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    C: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    G: Well, I'm asking you who is leading China.
    C: That's the man's name.
    G: That's whose name?
    C: Yes.
    G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
    China?
    C: Yes, sir.
    G: Yassir?! Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
    East.
    C: That's correct.
    G: Then who is in China?
    C: Yes, sir.
    G: Yassir is in China?
    C: No, sir.
    G: Then who is?
    C: Yes, sir.
    G: Yassir?
    C: No, sir.
    G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
    me
    the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    C: Kofi?
    G: No,thanks.
    C: You want Kofi?
    G: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
    than
    get on the U.N. job I gave you.
    C: Yes, sir.
    G: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N.
    C: Kofi?
    G: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    C: And call who?
    G: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
    C: Hu is the guy in China.
    G: Will you stay out of China?!
    C: Yes, sir.
    G: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    C: Kofi?
    G: Alright! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
    ( Condi pics up the phone):
    C: Rice, here.
    G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
     
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    Maximillian: :D
     
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    ORCABOMBER: Ralexx that is FUN-nee! ;D
     
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    :D Hu who?

    Oh, Raal, check your email. I FINALLY got around to responding.
     
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    I did, Jonb ;D ! Thanx ! Great reply.
    « I will be back » in your inbox soon. ;)
     
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