I found this in my mailbox today 
Hu's On First
(We take you now to the Oval Office)
George Bush: Condi! nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
G: Great. Lay it on me.
C: Hu is the new leader of China.
G: That's what I want to know.
C: That's what I'm teling you.
G: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
C: Yes.
G: I mean the fellow's name.
C: Hu.
G: The new leader of China.
C: Hu.
G: The guy in China
C: Hu.
G: The Chinaman!
C: Hu is leading China.
G: Now whaddya' asking me for?
C: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
G: Well, I'm asking you who is leading China.
C: That's the man's name.
G: That's whose name?
C: Yes.
G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir?! Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
C: That's correct.
G: Then who is in China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir is in China?
C: No, sir.
G: Then who is?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir?
C: No, sir.
G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me
the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
C: Kofi?
G: No,thanks.
C: You want Kofi?
G: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
than
get on the U.N. job I gave you.
C: Yes, sir.
G: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi?
G: Milk! Will you please make the call?
C: And call who?
G: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
C: Hu is the guy in China.
G: Will you stay out of China?!
C: Yes, sir.
G: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi?
G: Alright! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( Condi pics up the phone):
C: Rice, here.
G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Hu's On First
(We take you now to the Oval Office)
George Bush: Condi! nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
G: Great. Lay it on me.
C: Hu is the new leader of China.
G: That's what I want to know.
C: That's what I'm teling you.
G: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
C: Yes.
G: I mean the fellow's name.
C: Hu.
G: The new leader of China.
C: Hu.
G: The guy in China
C: Hu.
G: The Chinaman!
C: Hu is leading China.
G: Now whaddya' asking me for?
C: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
G: Well, I'm asking you who is leading China.
C: That's the man's name.
G: That's whose name?
C: Yes.
G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir?! Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
C: That's correct.
G: Then who is in China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir is in China?
C: No, sir.
G: Then who is?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir?
C: No, sir.
G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me
the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
C: Kofi?
G: No,thanks.
C: You want Kofi?
G: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
than
get on the U.N. job I gave you.
C: Yes, sir.
G: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi?
G: Milk! Will you please make the call?
C: And call who?
G: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
C: Hu is the guy in China.
G: Will you stay out of China?!
C: Yes, sir.
G: And stay out of the Middle East. Just get me the guy at the U.N.
C: Kofi?
G: Alright! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( Condi pics up the phone):
C: Rice, here.
G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
