foreskin cheese

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  1. Imported

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    bigcock: Did anyones dad teach them about cleaning away their dick cheese when they were growing up. I didn't even know such stuff existed until I was about 12 years old and my dad rolled back his skin and showed me the gross cheese that had formed and proceeded to explain what it was all about including me smelling his fingers. Have always loved the smell as do other guys I've asked. How about you?
     
  2. txquis

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    Everything tastes great when it sits on a ritz.
    :p

    Oh...I'm circumcised so i dont know about cheese
    and besides,
    i'm lactose intolerant :(
     
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    I know one shouldnt feed the trolls, but can we make an exception in this case?
     
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    must we?
     
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    Called it a fetsh or just "dirty" but I must confess that I do prefer, to some extent ofcourse, the masculine scent above a cock full perfume or deodorant.
    I never liked soap in my mouth, so call me a "nature freak". ;)
     
  6. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    txquis already did!

    I'm a clean freak, so I'm not a Whopper With Cheese.
     
  7. madame_zora

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! DMW, you just killed me, this is my corpse typing.
     
  8. jonb

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    But do you have mustard? (Left side, of course.) And some special sauce? (I can keep up these double entendres all day.)

    Seriously, is this one of those fetishes? If you clean reasonably, you shouldn't get a buildup. But who really bathes once a day?
     
  9. Pecker

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    I say. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
     
  10. ashlar

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    txquis already did!

    I'm a clean freak, so I'm not a Whopper With Cheese.
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    *pees his pants*

    Oh.... i shouldnt say that aloud .. i'm sure theres someone that will find that a turn on.
     
  11. madame_zora

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    Ahh, the trolls do serve their purpose.
     
  12. ashlar

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    Yes, perhaps I could find one to take care of this stain.

    *whips da trolls*

    Do my washin' BITCH!


    *evil cackle*
     
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    I wouldn't know anything about this, since I wasn't consulted about being circumcised when I was like....3 days old!

    If I sound bitter about it I am. Another case of the medical community in our country putting profit and the bottom line above the well-being of the subject involved. And I have already listened to all that crap about how it's supposed to help prevent cancer, and help you stay clean.....blah blah blah. If a guy is so filthy that he can't wash under his foreskin, then he deserves the consequences that follow. There's no conclusive evidence that circumcision helps prevent cancer either.

    On the other hand those that prefer having a filthy foreskin I can't comment on. That's another deal entirely. I guess it takes all kinds....live and let live, just keep it away from my nose.
     
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    Agreed JC. I've nothing to add to that.
     
  15. madame_zora

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    Oh, I do! Dick cheese is the same as vaginal cheese, no good excuse other than just being nasty. I also don't understand foot fetishes, toejam is no prize either! Pretty, nice clean dicks are the stuff dreams are made of, I'll take mine plain, please.
     
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    The new one's HIV, even though New York has a higher rate of HIV than California, and the U.S. higher than China, Japan, or most of Europe and Latin America. And most HIV is contracted via receptive intercourse anyway.
     
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    *shudders*
    I'm slowly becomming more and more disturbed by this topic *LOL*

    The foot thing dossnt bother me, as long as the feet are clean. I don't have the fetish myself, but I love me a good foot massage or having my toes sucked ... super relaxing after the giggling fit stops.
     
  18. jonb

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    Well, it's easier to have a fetish for being dirty than to have one for being clean.

    The whole foreskin fetish thing is kinda strange. The typical foreskin fetish video has foreskins long enough that they can't be retracted, with lots of cheese. Strangely, I've never seen a foreskin like that in real life. I asked a couple gay men I know, who have seen more dicks up close and personal than I have, and none of them had seen a foreskin like that in real life.
     
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    You and me both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry:
     
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    You and me both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: :angry:
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    Kink, whoever that is in your avatar has the best arse!!! See now thats the kind of arse I wish I had ... oh ...i'm not supposed to be dwelling on that anymore. *whistles innocently*
     
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