foreskin cheese

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 20 2004, 02:38 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Dec 20 2004, 02:38 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Dec 19 2004, 09:29 PM
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@Dec 18 2004, 07:05 PM
I wouldn&#39;t know anything about this, since I wasn&#39;t consulted about being circumcised when I was like....3 days old&#33;

If I sound bitter about it I am.

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You and me both&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry: :angry:

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Kink, whoever that is in your avatar has the best arse&#33;&#33;&#33; See now thats the kind of arse I wish I had ... oh ...i&#39;m not supposed to be dwelling on that anymore. *whistles innocently*

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*Pulls out bullwhip and flails Ashlar&#39;s skinny ass with it*

I would have whipped you longer, but once you pulled down your pants, I forgot what I was mad about.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 19 2004, 10:08 PM

*Pulls out bullwhip and flails Ashlar&#39;s skinny ass with it*

I would have whipped you longer, but once you pulled down your pants, I forgot what I was mad about.

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*falls off chair laughing.* I may have to remind you ... wooo .. *shakes his head*

 

[KinkGuy]

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Kink, whoever that is in your avatar has the best arse&#33;&#33;&#33;

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That was the front of my Christmas card this year.

And no, it&#39;s not a "self portrait"..............sigh.

 

[madame_zora]

Damn, Kink, I thought for sure that was you&#33; Guess I fail at "Identify the Bunz".

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 20 2004, 04:11 AM
Damn, Kink, I thought for sure that was you&#33; Guess I fail at "Identify the Bunz".

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We need a game ... kinda like memory with all the little flashcards only with cock, and booties. Ok ok ... boobs too for the str8 boys.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 20 2004, 06:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Dec 20 2004, 06:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Dec 20 2004, 04:11 AM
Damn, Kink, I thought for sure that was you&#33; Guess I fail at "Identify the Bunz".

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We need a game ... kinda like memory with all the little flashcards only with cock, and booties. Ok ok ... boobs too for the str8 boys.

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That might be tough on here, so many dick pics have been posted by multiple users....

You did bring up a funny memory for me though. Once when I was a kid I was getting some socks out of my dad&#39;s dresser (I used to steal his socks all the time) and I found a deck of porno playing cards, it was hilarious&#33; I was about 8 or 9 and I remember all the pretty girls having sex with all the ugly men, at that age I was more interested in faces than dicks, and 60&#39;s porn left a lot to be desired.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Dec 20 2004, 03:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Dec 20 2004, 03:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Dec 20 2004, 06:03 PM
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@Dec 20 2004, 04:11 AM
Damn, Kink, I thought for sure that was you&#33; Guess I fail at "Identify the Bunz".

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We need a game ... kinda like memory with all the little flashcards only with cock, and booties. Ok ok ... boobs too for the str8 boys.

[post=268391]Quoted post[/post]​

That might be tough on here, so many dick pics have been posted by multiple users....

You did bring up a funny memory for me though. Once when I was a kid I was getting some socks out of my dad&#39;s dresser (I used to steal his socks all the time) and I found a deck of porno playing cards, it was hilarious&#33; I was about 8 or 9 and I remember all the pretty girls having sex with all the ugly men, at that age I was more interested in faces than dicks, and 60&#39;s porn left a lot to be desired.

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HAHA&#33;
When I was about the same age, I went into my mother&#39;s closet for something ... I think, I was searching for chistmas presents. However, what I found was the "bedroom treasures" Kit, and another package containing a HUGE long hard plastic object called "The Torpedo".

I so Had no fucking clue what I was looking at. I thought it must have something to with feminin hygine. *LOL* Yes, that long slender object with all the prickily spikes in it is a bush of some sort .. yes thats it ... GODS was I sheltered.

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 19 2004, 08:01 PM
... Dick cheese is the same as vaginal cheese, no good excuse other than just being nasty...

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So much my traditional Monday evening toasted cheese sandwich. :wacko:

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Pecker+Dec 20 2004, 04:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Dec 20 2004, 04:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@Dec 19 2004, 08:01 PM
... Dick cheese is the same as vaginal cheese, no good excuse other than just being nasty...

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So much my traditional Monday evening toasted cheese sandwich. :wacko:

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Hey ... i had one of those as part of my dinner yesterday. Mind you, I mean the sammich, not the ... *shudders* Other thing.

 

[13788]

clean_cut:

Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 21 2004, 05:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Dec 21 2004, 05:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Pecker@Dec 20 2004, 04:04 PM
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@Dec 19 2004, 08:01 PM
... Dick cheese is the same as vaginal cheese, no good excuse other than just being nasty...

[post=268215]Quoted post[/post]​

So much my traditional Monday evening toasted cheese sandwich. :wacko:

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Hey ... i had one of those as part of my dinner yesterday. Mind you, I mean the sammich, not the ... *shudders* Other thing.

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i went to the doc,and he washed the foreskin right off me,now its always clean,and i love the life of waking up to a nice blow-job,rather then wake up to cock cheese,this stuff is nasty,and is the reason that some women dont suck cock;some women have had a bad experience with and dirty uncut penis,but when i get them to try mine,its circumcumcised and always clean and ready for blow jobs,,they see its better,and then they stay away from uncuts lol,,wich is fine with me&#33;the women love it that its always clean and smell free,its always ready&#33; who in there right mind would like dead skin cells mixed with sweat glan juice,that smells so rank,maybe the owner of it?just cause you dont think your uncut penis is gross,well it is,its just like id put my fingers in my mouth it dont bother me,,but i wouldn&#39;t let anyone else put there hands in my mouth,its fucking gross when it someones ele&#39;s shit is what im saying,i can the smell of my shit,,but i puke when its someones else&#39;s

 

[13788]

clean_cut:

Originally posted by jonb+Dec 18 2004, 12:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Dec 18 2004, 12:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DoubleMeatWhopper@Dec 17 2004, 11:56 PM
I&#39;m a clean freak, so I&#39;m not a Whopper With Cheese.

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But do you have mustard? (Left side, of course.) And some special sauce? (I can keep up these double entendres all day.)

Seriously, is this one of those fetishes? If you clean reasonably, you shouldn&#39;t get a buildup. But who really bathes once a day?

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bath??you soke in you own foreskin cheese,,and get it smerred all over your self,,try a shower,like 2-3 a day,,and a quick penis check before anykind of contact by someone elseis you uncutwho wash&#39;s once a day,i wash atleast once a day,if something maybe 2-3 times a day,you dirty uncut pig,no wonder you&#39;r the king of masterbation,oh,,and by the way,do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is,,you sxeem so uncut doin this.its like a stupid kid in class,fuck&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by clean_cut+Dec 27 2004, 09:18 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(clean_cut &#064; Dec 27 2004, 09:18 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by jonb@Dec 18 2004, 12:08 PM
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@Dec 17 2004, 11:56 PM
I&#39;m a clean freak, so I&#39;m not a Whopper With Cheese.

[post=267883]Quoted post[/post]​

But do you have mustard? (Left side, of course.) And some special sauce? (I can keep up these double entendres all day.)

Seriously, is this one of those fetishes? If you clean reasonably, you shouldn&#39;t get a buildup. But who really bathes once a day?

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bath??you soke in you own foreskin cheese,,and get it smerred all over your self,,try a shower,like 2-3 a day,,and a quick penis check before anykind of contact by someone elseis you uncutwho wash&#39;s once a day,i wash atleast once a day,if something maybe 2-3 times a day,you dirty uncut pig,no wonder you&#39;r the king of masterbation,oh,,and by the way,do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is,,you sxeem so uncut doin this.its like a stupid kid in class,fuck&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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CC, memo to you: Your still a moron. All my love, Jesus.

 

[madame_zora]

Mother Mary nods in agreement

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Dec 27 2004, 11:56 AM
Mother Mary nods in agreement

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I quoth Tori and say ... "Mother Mary, china white. Give me peace, give me love, give me peace, love, and a hard cock."

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Originally posted by clean_cut+Dec 27 2004, 09:18 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(clean_cut &#064; Dec 27 2004, 09:18 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by jonb@Dec 18 2004, 12:08 PM
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@Dec 17 2004, 11:56 PM
I&#39;m a clean freak, so I&#39;m not a Whopper With Cheese.

[post=267883]Quoted post[/post]​

But do you have mustard? (Left side, of course.) And some special sauce? (I can keep up these double entendres all day.)

Seriously, is this one of those fetishes? If you clean reasonably, you shouldn&#39;t get a buildup. But who really bathes once a day?

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bath??you soke in you own foreskin cheese,,and get it smerred all over your self,,try a shower,like 2-3 a day,,and a quick penis check before anykind of contact by someone elseis you uncutwho wash&#39;s once a day,i wash atleast once a day,if something maybe 2-3 times a day,you dirty uncut pig,no wonder you&#39;r the king of masterbation,oh,,and by the way,do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is,,you sxeem so uncut doin this.its like a stupid kid in class,fuck&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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You joined this board less than 12 hours ago and have racked up a dozen offensive posts.

By the way, what the fuck does this mean: "do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is"? Illiterate moron.

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Hung Muscle@Dec 27 2004, 01:02 PM

You joined this board less than 12 hours ago and have racked up a dozen offensive posts.

By the way, what the fuck does this mean: "do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is"? Illiterate moron.

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Oh he&#39;s the same troll we&#39;ve been slapping around for the last week, just under a new name. Feel free to have a smack at him.
*hangs CC up like a pinata*

 

[13788]

clean_cut:

Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 27 2004, 06:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Dec 27 2004, 06:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Hung Muscle@Dec 27 2004, 01:02 PM

You joined this board less than 12 hours ago and have racked up a dozen offensive posts. 

By the way, what the fuck does this mean: "do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is"?  Illiterate moron.

[post=270063]Quoted post[/post]​

Oh he&#39;s the same troll we&#39;ve been slapping around for the last week, just under a new name. Feel free to have a smack at him.
*hangs CC up like a pinata*

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it means exacly what you just did queerdog,,its all fags saying plunk,,no one with a brain is complaining freakos,what the fucks up with plunk anyways,you all wana plunk me in the ass you queers,you would ever come near me id suck out your fucking eyeball and fuck your skull to death you lil penis loving queer from hell,you mistake from god,a freak of nature,yuo shouldn&#39;t have any say in this world,your head is fucked,its queer?? fuck man&#33; and i have never seen this board before on of my friends on yahoo,gave me the site,he must be fucking gay like you queers fuck&#33; smellslikeravioli

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Originally posted by clean_cut+Dec 27 2004, 01:42 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(clean_cut &#064; Dec 27 2004, 01:42 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Dec 27 2004, 06:07 PM
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@Dec 27 2004, 01:02 PM

You joined this board less than 12 hours ago and have racked up a dozen offensive posts. 

By the way, what the fuck does this mean: "do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is"?  Illiterate moron.

[post=270063]Quoted post[/post]​

Oh he&#39;s the same troll we&#39;ve been slapping around for the last week, just under a new name. Feel free to have a smack at him.
*hangs CC up like a pinata*

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it means exacly what you just did queerdog,,its all fags saying plunk,,no one with a brain is complaining freakos,what the fucks up with plunk anyways,you all wana plunk me in the ass you queers,you would ever come near me id suck out your fucking eyeball and fuck your skull to death you lil penis loving queer from hell,you mistake from god,a freak of nature,yuo shouldn&#39;t have any say in this world,your head is fucked,its queer?? fuck man&#33; and i have never seen this board before on of my friends on yahoo,gave me the site,he must be fucking gay like you queers fuck&#33; smellslikeravioli

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Hey Ashlar, would you lend your friend clean cut back to me when you&#39;re done fucking him? I really love his hot mouth (not having any teeth allows him to shove my whole cock down his throat with no scraping). I could use me a little redneck lovin&#39; this afternoon.

Clean Cut, get yourself all cleaned out and ready. Who&#39;s your daddy?

 

[13788]

clean_cut:

Originally posted by Hung Muscle+Dec 27 2004, 06:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Hung Muscle &#064; Dec 27 2004, 06:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by clean_cut@Dec 27 2004, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by ashlar@Dec 27 2004, 06:07 PM
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@Dec 27 2004, 01:02 PM

You joined this board less than 12 hours ago and have racked up a dozen offensive posts. 

By the way, what the fuck does this mean: "do you know who old that correcting soemones else&#39;s typos is"?  Illiterate moron.

[post=270063]Quoted post[/post]​

Oh he&#39;s the same troll we&#39;ve been slapping around for the last week, just under a new name. Feel free to have a smack at him.
*hangs CC up like a pinata*

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it means exacly what you just did queerdog,,its all fags saying plunk,,no one with a brain is complaining freakos,what the fucks up with plunk anyways,you all wana plunk me in the ass you queers,you would ever come near me id suck out your fucking eyeball and fuck your skull to death you lil penis loving queer from hell,you mistake from god,a freak of nature,yuo shouldn&#39;t have any say in this world,your head is fucked,its queer?? fuck man&#33; and i have never seen this board before on of my friends on yahoo,gave me the site,he must be fucking gay like you queers fuck&#33; smellslikeravioli

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HAA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; talk is cheap here,no one smack me around buddy,never have been,i sure dont think a queer like is gonna start fuck&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; as if

Hey Ashlar, would you lend your friend clean cut back to me when you&#39;re done fucking him? I really love his hot mouth (not having any teeth allows him to shove my whole cock down his throat with no scraping). I could use me a little redneck lovin&#39; this afternoon.

Clean Cut, get yourself all cleaned out and ready. Who&#39;s your daddy?

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[SomeGuyOverThere]

Tell me, CC, what rock do people like you crawl out from under? I am really interested to know, because I&#39;d like to holiday there some time, I&#39;d take my friend.

His name is "Mr Flamethrower".