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Fortune Cookies...In Bed

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Gillette, Mar 22, 2010.

  1. Gillette

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    I'm sure everyone is familiar with the practice of adding "in bed" to the end of their fortune cookie message and I thought it might be fun to share some of the messages we've received.

    Mine from last night

    "You have a slow and unhurried natural rhythm"...in bed.
     
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    "Your lucky numbers are 3, 11, 19, and 27..."

    :eek:
     
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    "you are a very reserved person and have good friends"
     
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    Hmm, perhaps it was stroke combination for the perfect orgasm?

    My favorite fortune was from almost 20 years ago. It said "Angel with wings not so good as angel with arms".
     
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    'Appearances Can Be Deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I'd cracked open a snail.
     
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