Fortunes told right here.

[B_Hickboy]

Want your fortune told? Sign in and I'll get back to you.

 

[ghb69]

If you were a true soothsayer you would know that already. Also all I need to know aout the future is that today is tomorrows yesterday.

 

[petite]

With fear and trepidation, here I am. Foretell.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

You're giving Miss Cleo a run for her money Hick!

 

[got_lost]

*crosses Hickboys palm with silver*

 

[BiItalianBro]

*grabs Holy Water*

Vade retro satana......Vade retro satana

Sunt mala quae libas ......Ipse venena bibas

The Power of Christ compels you.....

***SMH**** sorry folks, i'm back...had a childhood flashback :biggrin1:

 

[B_Hickboy]

With fear and trepidation, here I am. Foretell.

I need the day and month of your birthday. Year not necessary.

 

[B_Hickboy]

*crosses Hickboys palm with silver*

You will find love in the strangest places. Those very places will grow a reddish rash with golden hairs sprouting from it.

 

[B_Hickboy]

*grabs Holy Water*

Vade retro satana......Vade retro satana

Sunt mala quae libas ......Ipse venena bibas

The Power of Christ compels you.....

***SMH**** sorry folks, i'm back...had a childhood flashback :biggrin1:

You will die from being raped by mad goats and cast from a tall building into a pile of green manure on St. Alban's Feast Day.

 

[ghb69]

10/24/==

 

[B_Hickboy]

10/24/==

Listen carefully, because I will tell you this only once: Badger Badger Badger.com! The Original Dancing Badgers!

...and then you will be murdered in your sleep.

 

[nudeyorker]

OK go for it!

 

[B_Nick8]

Hick, really. No one born on 19 August, or any other day of the year for that matter, would be foolish enough to ask on your take on their future.

 

[B_Hickboy]

OK go for it!

The person you are and the person you are becoming, will continue to help many people achieve happiness. Through this, you yourself will know true happiness in abundance. Me ke aloha...

 

[B_Hickboy]

Hick, really. No one born on 19 August, or any other day of the year for that matter, would be foolish enough to ask on your take on their future.

You are in grave danger. You will spend eternity handcuffed to James Carville on one hand and Martha Stewart on the other. They will watch Rachael Ray reruns forever.

You have been warned.

 

[ghb69]

Same fate as the rest of my family.

 

[helgaleena]

What the hey, thirteenth of June! Hope mine is as amazing as some of these other ones...

 

[nudeyorker]

Wow you are good thanks. I like your predictions better than this gypsy that scared the daylights out of me in Italy a few years ago.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Wow you are good thanks. I like your predictions better than this gypsy that scared the daylights out of me in Italy a few years ago.

Fuck that gypsy.

 

[B_Hickboy]

With fear and trepidation, here I am. Foretell.

Never you mind, child. I have received your birth date by divination. I will get back to you, after this little trance...