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witch

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damn ... looks like I'm out of a job ........ sobbing over my tarot cards
 

B_Hickboy

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damn ... looks like I'm out of a job ........ sobbing over my tarot cards
A dyspeptic, bald-headed Chinaman with oversized dentures and creaky knees will strap you to a park bench in Vladivostok and administer the death of a thousand cuts with those tarot cards, one at a time. Your soul will spend eternity lodged between the cheeks of kkjerkwood's ass.
 

luka82

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You smoke too much television, and watch too much marijuana. You eyes will move closer and gradually form one, and you will get rich charging admission for others to view it, er, them, er...
I like it!
I`ll be selling my body!:biggrin1: