Found this monster...

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by Jahboi, Jan 24, 2010.

  1. Jahboi

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    My question is: is it real or not???

    can anyone tell, i found this browsing the net but canr quite believe it but then i have seen bigger on this site so you never know.....
     

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    It's realish.
     
  3. Jahboi

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    Yeah thats what i thought but it seems rather large...
     
  4. B_greatBoobies1985

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    Who cares?? If it is, I want to go fishing with it, and then stuff it up my ass and make him fill me with hot cum!!
     
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    You people are SO delusional! Its a fake. Maybe hes large to begin with, but one THAT big just aint happenin. The pic is obviously professional, so if he were actually that large, he'd prolly be in porn and we'd know who he was.
     
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    The hell with that huge cock, I want the pool and the private tropical backyard!!!!
     
  7. rbkwp

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    When i was in the outback .. au of course
    i DID see an unabashed indigenous person from a distance (damn youngster he was to)
    similar...i kid you NOT
    SOFT of course..well it must have been semi but str out it was
    .but i think that ones bullshit..> you get extensions on houses .. not diks
    enz
    ironic yr an Aus that posted .. this guy was in Bowen Qld.
    where i was living under a bridge fr a period.
    (suppose thats not really outbackish-we all like to think we are in the outback
    ..once out of the suburbs..? haha)
     
  8. D_Jimmy Jammer

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    I enlarged it, you can see clearly the repeated lines..:rolleyes:
    But I wouldn't know how it's done, so I'm no expert.
     

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    looks fake. Veins and details too large
     
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    Looks like a nice one to me! That looks like a New Orleans back yard.....
     
  11. Strontium

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    Give me 2 minutes on photoshop with the clone stamp tool and I would have done a better job.

     
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    Hows this for size?

    Anyone for penis extensions?

    I charge per inch ;)
     

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    Cranio-facial surgery available too, when Igor my assistant is around.

    Apologies to whomever was in the original pic. This is context specific humour, ok?
     

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    Sex change available, be quick, limited supply of Bush. Tits not included. DIY or we might be able to supply, POA.
     

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    give me photo shop lessons boys.
     
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    With art like yours Rugero, who wants photoshop?! Some very fine pics on your gallery.
     
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    Ok, last in this crazy series.

    Igor my assistant tells me that due to a temporary oversupply at the morgue, we are in a position to offer you a three-for-the-price-of-two deal on a boob job.

    Limited supply, perishable stock, be quick, order now!
     

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    Why am I suddenly whistling the Enzyte melody?
     
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    Does anyone else think this photo is goofy looking besides being fake?
     
  20. Vestigial

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    *looks around* But what if they are fake?
     
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