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Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by hippyscum, Jun 30, 2005.

  1. hippyscum

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    was just wondering about this. on the cover of his album "Zoot Allures" there's a pic of him in a pair of bell bottoms:

    http://www.bioinformatics.nl/zappa/Cover-L/ZootAllures.gif

    and with quite a noticeable bulge. maybe there's a reason why he made all of those big dick jokes in his songs :p
     
  2. sexy_beast

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    Shame he's so ugly
     
  3. DC_DEEP

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    Not to mention that he was, from my understanding of some of his lyrics plus interviews, very homophobic. No sir, I don't think he liked queers at all.
     
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    Yeah, the skin-tight pants he has on show clearly his merchandise. BTW, who is the dude to his right showing his big package? I wonder if genital is considered before being accepted as a member of the band, lol.
     
  5. hippyscum

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    i did some digging and it would seem that the guy you're referring to is the organist for the Mothers Of Invention; Andre Lewis.

    it further enhances my feeling that guys with big dicks instinctively gravitate towards one another :p
     
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    Thanks for all your digging, hippyscum. Wonder who can come up with a picture of him that might even show more bulge. I think your inclination that big dicked guys gravitate towards one another is proved by LPSG membership. Generally we like those who understand us and hung guys are a breed of their own.
     
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    Yeah, he was in the band too. They talk about him in a version of "catholic girls".

    P.S ZAPPA is my lord and saviour, thank you very much.
     
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    There's something about pulling the crotch of your pants up beside your package and hanging it down the other that makes it look even larger.
     
  9. Pappy

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    That might be true sorcerer, but back when that picture was taken the style was to wear the crotch of you pants at your crotch and not at your knees like guys do now a days.
     
  10. hippyscum

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    Yeah, he was in the band too. They talk about him in a version of "catholic girls".

    P.S ZAPPA is my lord and saviour, thank you very much.
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    yah, i do believe it's after the line "they're learning to blow all the catholic boys" followed by a muffled "warren cuccorullo"
     
  11. D_Tilly_De_Toilet

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    Nope, the order from left to right is: Patrick O'Hearn, Terry Bozzio (sitting), Frank, Eddie Jobson. Not that anyone cares since the last post on this thread was from four years ago, but some things just need correcting.
     
  12. whatireallywant

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    What I always wanted to know was, how did he manage to have such good-looking kids?
     
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