Frankenstein sex doll

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    I'm glad they didn't mention ears or elbows. :eek: The world is already weird enough!
     
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    :why: That is just wrong and scary looking. Why are the mannequins cement grey?
     
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    BBC America had a show about men and their Real Dolls a couple of weeks ago. It was pretty strange. One man had 4-5 of them and was living with them in his house. He told his fiance' about them and she finally came to see them. Needless to say, she was a little unnerved. These guys make them up, dress them, pose them, kiss them, fuck them and whatever you else you can think of. When the doll gets a little wear, they box 'em back up and off to the factory for a refurb.

    Very sad.
     
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    wtf.......whatever turns your crank I guess:confused:
     
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    You have to admit the "Real Doll" is very life like, the wonders of technology
     
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    Ed Gein's love doll. so very wrong. so very very wrong.

    i wonder if anyone has turned a mannequin into a hentai penis monster. just studded with dildos and randomly placed breasts. i want to google it cept i am so terrified of what would turn up.

    ML

    Smartalk - real dolls are scary. necrophilia lite. all of the rigor mortis none of the law breaking or decay.
     
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    OK, well taking it in the non-joke sense -- one could always compare dolls to dildos EXCEPT for the fact that women aren't dressing up the dildos, cooking them breakfast, and pretending that they are real men...

    ...or at least, I HOPE women aren't doing that!!

    (I am a non-toy person, so what would I know?!)
     
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    dildo = fleshlight

    real doll = $5000 that should have been spent on therapy and a dating service. *sorta joking. sorta not joking*

    keep in mind i am terrified of life sized dolls. like the ball-joint dolls from japan. so creepy.

    ML
     
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    What about a sex doll shaped like a 'DRAGON? LOL. Just a thought.
     
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    *thinks* would have to a dragon built to scale. i am so not moving my couch for a sex toy.

    i thought dragons only went after virgins? and pesky knights with inferiority complexes. those jousting lances were medieval over-compensation.

    ML
     
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    Are they so awful?

    They're just masturbation aids. How are they different from a dildo or a pocket pussy? Is it because we imagine users have a feeling of affection for the dolls?

    I've seen some people who I imagine must have a nearly impossible time finding sex partners. I also know people who truly believe they will never find anyone to have sex with. I used to be one of them. Perhaps for these people, dolls like these help them keep their sanity? We don't scoff when an amputee gets a prosthesis or a cancer survivor gets a fake boob or testicle. Why do these dolls make us so uncomfortable then? They're just tools to satisfy a biological need, aren't they?

    I'd love to see those homemade dolls in a museum exhibit. Those are works of art and very provocative.
     
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    Has anyone seen Lars and the Real Girl? I haven't seen it yet, but it's on my list.

    YouTube - LARS AND THE REAL GIRL (official trailer)

    Um...I don't have a doll...but I do have one of the toys on that site. :redface:

    Agreed.

    Well, it's not the whole dragon, but this is the best I could do.

    Dragon
     
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    How about a Dragon in disguise? lol :biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah, mirrors are wonderful things.... :rolleyes:

    A Narcissists most treasured posession in fact.

     
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    * Giggles * :biggrin1:
     
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    Our real doll was $7,000. She doesn't look like a corpse, she looks like a doll-like woman. Who never blinks. And needs to take yoga. My dude and I spend a lot of time apart. Also, we get much of the fun of 3-ways, and zero drama. This is not just some dude to me. This is the killer-of-bugs and reader-of-bedtime stories. I do not plan to share him with a living, breathing woman anytime soon. Plus, she's fucking cool. Cigarbabe and Mr. Ed in Mass saw her when she was still a virgin. They seemed to agree with us.

    We do buy outfits for her and dress her up. She's a doll. Dolls are for dress-up. You can't put makeup on her. She'd turn into a $7,000 mess. She's made of silicone. Makeup is made of oily stuff. We chose "make up" for her when we ordered her. I like wigs, and whenever I get a new wig for myself, I intend to share it with her.

    Yes, he fucks her in all three of her perfectly extruded holes. So what? What's the difference between our Real Doll and a pocket pussy? Or calling a phone fantasy girl? Or watching porn? What's really so weird about it?
     
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    By the makers of Mr. Potato Head, of course!!
     
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