As many of you know Freddie54 tried to take over Freddie53's vaulted position here at LPSG during the Invision Board Crisis. Unfortuantely, Freddie 54 lost his life in the ensuing battle. Freddie53 does mourn for the loss of Freddie 54 even under these trying situations. Freddie53 and Freddie54 had been so close for so many years. Memorial services will be held at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. No church would agree to hold the service and a mighty "organ" was requested. Monty (Prep) will play the Mighty Theatre Organ there for the service. Madame Zora will be singing several selections. She has quite an extensive repertore. Our distinguished theologian and defender of the fundamental movement, the Most Right Reverend Dr. Rock will give the eulogy. DoubleMeatWhopper (Jacinto) is to give the critique of the sermon and tell the gathered mourners what the hell Dr. Rock said that was wrong. Dr. Rock will be speaking giving principled references on the toipc "Why We Know God Really Exists." Gotabigone will lead in the liturgy and g lift up all the prayers of those assembled and will explain in 30 seconds what Objectivism is. Those assembled will join in voices in singing that great hymn of the church, "If Man Goes to Hell, Who Cares" All 27 verses will be sung. The family requests that memorials be given to the Penis Reduction Research Foundation at www.jerryfalwell.org or to www.patroberson.org. or to the Small Penis Lobby Group at www.lessthanfiveinches.com. This particular lobby group is pushing for legislation to outlaw all dicks over 4 1/2 inches long. It is affliated with the "fundie" agenda that is promoting a requirement that all women undergo at least one abortion in her life time. The tax payers will of couse pay for this. We can thank Pecker for that. Pecker insisted that the state should always pay for all medical, dental, credit card and other costs that folks from time to time accumulate. Pecker was just thinking the other day about the horors when people had to get through hard times without government handouts. Pecker will not be able to attend the service. He will be at the National Democratic Commitee meeting that day replacing Howard Dean as the Chair. Please contact Mr. Mark for tickets to this awesome memorlal service as an overflow crowd is expected to guarantee you a seat for this great tribute to a man who never lived. Please sign the condolance book for Freddie53 at LPSG Forum Meet and Great Threat Freddie 54 Killed in Coup Attempt. Freddie53 would appreciate your deepest sympathies at this great loss.