You are a scholar and a gentleman, Big Al, thanks for the reply. I'm going to keep it simple for the first six weeks like you said and just follow the program as described and just use my good ol' fashioned hands to start off with.
Follow up question(s): when I want to "graduate" to the more advanced techniques, is it best to contact you on Betterman.com? I've seen you on other websites too, but Betterman is your most "official" PE consulting website correct? If making my johnson bigger isn't worth shelling out a little cash for consulting services, I don't know what is!! Haha.
Also, until I scrounge the money up for an advanced training program, can I still keep doing the beginner's stuff indefinitely? I'm sure the gains won't be as significant as with the advanced stuff, but still...
And also, as a general question, I could keep working out my penis for life, and the potential to grow is exponential, I heard. Is this true? I'm sure like my muscles, working out any part of my body is good for it's health, haha, but I read a post by KingOFCock9X7 that you can just keep doing this (and advanced/more efficient exercises of course) forever and can just keep growing and growing. Is that the case? Sorry for so many questions, Big Al, but thank you so much for being very approachable and diligent in helping everyone on this forum out so much!