Free man

[jeff black]

When someone can overlook two footlong hotdogs inside your ass, it's time for a little self-reflection.

It's all your fault Matthew.. be a little more gentle next time, and we won't have this problem

 

[D_alex8]

Sorcerer sticks his arm inside Jeff's admittedly cavernous hole and produces:
4 more footlongs
3 used condoms
1 piece of chewed gum
a shoe
Riderocket's red stapler
2 hair pins
and
a do-rag

The shoe is mine, it disappeared into the chasm known as Jeff last time I needed to kick him over his typos.

 

[jeff black]

Sorcerer sticks his arm inside Jeff's admittedly cavernous hole and produces:
4 more footlongs
3 used condoms
1 piece of chewed gum
a shoe
Riderocket's red stapler
2 hair pins
and
a do-rag

How did all that get there???
*looks to the sky remembering a time that was simpler... the summer of 2000. I was but a bulging, fresh-faced, 19 year old..... They were the entire latin based chain gang known as Hell's Angels. It was a magical summer...*

Where was I again... oh yah.. I don't know where all that came from

EDIT~Alex, please keep your Size 13 shoes out of my ass

 

[Altairion]

Sorcerer sticks his arm inside Jeff's admittedly cavernous hole and produces:
4 more footlongs
3 used condoms
1 piece of chewed gum
a shoe
Riderocket's red stapler
2 hair pins
and
a do-rag

Hey! I wondered where my gum wandered off to...

*pokes around Jeff some more and finds his flashlight he's been missing for the past week as well

 

[jeff black]

Hey! I wondered where my gum wandered off to...

*pokes around Jeff some more and finds his flashlight he's been missing for the past week as well

Will someone kindly tell me when my ass is finished being the Lost and found.. I have to house a family of 5 in there, and I want it cleaned out before they move in

 

[inkubus963]

Sorcerer sticks his arm inside Jeff's admittedly cavernous hole and produces:
4 more footlongs
3 used condoms
1 piece of chewed gum
a shoe
Riderocket's red stapler
2 hair pins
and
a do-rag

Hey Gang, sorry I'm late. I had to make these banana cream pies. Has anyone seen my do-rag??

 

[novice_btm]

For 1 million Canadian, I'll teach you my secrets.

Yeah, but with the exchanges lately, that's only like $27.93 USD. Hell, I'll pay that. Sign me up.

 

[jeff black]

I think we are missing the Main Point of this thread!!! Its all about Altairion and his flesh pile. LET'S TRY TO STAY ON TASK PEOPLE....

*Ushers everyone back to the middle of the room.. and we all jump on ALT

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yeah, but with the exchanges lately, that's only like $27.93 USD. Hell, I'll pay that. Sign me up.

(Examines hole for loose change...)

 

[Altairion]

*was taking a delightful break on the rather spacious pullout couch until he was suddenly assaulted by a giant barrage of flesh

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

*was taking a delightful break on the rather spacious pullout couch until he was suddenly assaulted by a giant barrage of flesh

That's my cock, the rest of them are coming.

 

[Altairion]

That's my cock, the rest of them are coming.

*decides to cuddle with his new body pillow until everyone else makes it over

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

*decides to cuddle with his new body pillow until everyone else makes it over

Curls up behind Altairion with his cock firmly planted behind Alt's ass...

 

[inkubus963]

*decides to cuddle with his new body pillow until everyone else makes it over

That's MY cock!

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

No need to fight boys, Altairion needs plenty of loosening up.

 

[jeff black]

No need to fight boys, Altairion needs plenty of loosening up.

I got the Lube gun... STAND BACK SORCERER!!

Fires a blast of strawberry flavoured lube in Alt's general direction. Soon Alt is just coated in lube.

Get to work boys.. He is ready to get some action:biggrin1:

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I got the Lube gun... STAND BACK SORCERER!!

Fires a blast of strawberry flavoured lube in Alt's general direction. Soon Alt is just coated in lube.

Get to work boys.. He is ready to get some action:biggrin1:

(damn...Alt's gonna be farting lube for a week!):biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

(damn...Alt's gonna be farting lube for a week!):biggrin1:

At least it has a vague scent of strawberry

 

[inkubus963]

At least it has a vague scent of strawberry

Really low-quality strawberries........

 

[Altairion]

mmm strawberry....*licks himself and purrs