1. windtalkerways

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    It was many years ago since the
    embarrassing day when a young
    woman, with a baby in her arms,
    entered his butcher shop and
    confronted him with the news
    that the baby was his and asked
    what was he going to do about it?
    Finally he offered to provide her
    with free meat until the boy was
    16. She agreed.

    He had been counting the years
    off on his calendar and one day
    the teenager, who had been
    collecting the meat each week,
    came into the shop and said,
    "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

    "I know," said the butcher with a
    smile, "I've been counting too,
    tell your mother, when you take
    this parcel of meat home, that it
    is the last free meat she'll get and
    watch the expression on her face."

    When the boy arrived home he told
    his mother. The woman nodded and
    said, "Son, go back to the butcher
    and tell him I have also had free
    bread, free milk and free groceries
    for the last 16 years and watch
    the expression on his face!"
     
  2. jakeatolla

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    HA! Good one.

    I think I saw this on Criminal Intent when the blonde from showgirls
    starred on it.
     
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