Free Sex in the German Army

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  1. Ralexx

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    A law was passed this week by the German Bundestag (Parliament) allowing sex in military camps ; hetero or homo, just choose. ^_^ No more punishment. Excepting, of course, if you're caught when on duty !

    DO YOU KNOW THAT THE MOST EROTIC LANGUAGE, when whispered, IS GERMAN ? Just try. Mmmh, ja liebling...
     
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    Man, and the U.S. is still uncomfortable with the exposure of a tit on TV. <_<
     
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    And just think how uncomfortable the censors would be if it were a white woman. &#33;&#33;??
     
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    Heh. If they could guarantee it instead of merely allowing it, they&#39;d have the greatest force on the planet&#33;
     
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    Yeah, America wants Germany to have the gretest army in the world?
    Goddamn, is a living fart ruling the country? :D

    Anyway, all that sexual frustration makes more efficient killers.
     
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    One could certainly think about the ancient armies of Sparta... where the soldiers were lovers :p. German Prussia always claimed after 1866 to be the most brilliant descendant of Sparta&#39;s spirit. Misfortunately thay had to ruin twice Europe in order to show that -_- ... But now, ta-daaa &#33;&#33; ;)

    Can one imagine a Deutsche Bundeswehr orgy ? B)
     
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    Where do I sign up??

    :D
     
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    Oh, God, don&#39;t tempt me &#33; I&#39;d say "Here" and... point my lap &#33; :p
     
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    Oh, God, don&#39;t tempt me &#33; I&#39;d say "Here" and... point my lap &#33; :p [/b][/quote]
    I&#39;m impressionable. Just point me in the right direction.

    :D
     
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    yes, you are poor americans...your president seems to think that beeing gay is an illness. We are quite free with that here and why should it be a problem to be gay and to be in the army? we gay&#39;s are normal people as everyone, right? So and about German TV... You can see tits all over the day on tv...for me too often :)
    But you seldom can see a nude guy..but sometimes indeed you can..and that in the afternoon. Jonah Falcon was in a German tv show at 3 pm. and they showed him nude. The only thing thats forbidden here is to show an errection, or nude people under the age of 16..what I think is ok..
     
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    Gays are allowed in the military, Dominik20. You don&#39;t remember Abu Ghraib?

    Seriously, America&#39;s a strange paradox: Gay pride parades, along with some of the worst anti-gay violence this side of Saudi Arabia. Actually, now that I think about it, the latter tends to make the former required just to show gay teens that they&#39;re not alone.
     
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    Well, it&#39;s one way to prove gays still exist, by having a brinless need to wipe them out, sadly.

    The wrong people were killed in 9/11.
     
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    Yeah well, maybe we can get someone to pull a few strings at NORAD some time so they "receive the transmission 34 minutes after the plane deviated from its course" when a plane hits those people.
     
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    If gay-sex had been compulsory in the Hitler Youth, the Nazis would be ruling the planet by now&#33;
     
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    Oh, you haven&#39;t heard the smear about "gay Nazis", have you? Which leaves one to guess as to the origin of the pink triangle, but also proves that it is indeed possible to lose any argument via Godwin&#39;s law.
     
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    I was given to underdstand that the Nazis put pink triangles on known homosexuals as they did yellow triangles on Jews.

    And what the hell is Godwin&#39;s law anyway?

    And I&#39;m still wanking myself silly thinking about all those gorgeous teenagers in their Hitler Youth uniforms&#33;
     
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    :blink: :blink: PINK ? I HATE PINK &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
    Pink and gays... manhood, virilty, everything I like just drowned in pink. My nightmare.

    Effemination is another story... I want to know nothing about. Ugh. <_<
     
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    Godwin&#39;s law: "As a usenet discussion increases in length, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

    Basically, it means that online discussions, due to their indefinite length, can get pretty heated. As the holy wars drag on, someone will say something like "Hitler would agree."

    Here&#39;s an example of Godwin&#39;s law in action: On NPR a while ago, Grover Norquist said wrt the inheritance tax, "I mean, that&#39;s the morality of the Holocaust. &#39;Well, it&#39;s only a small percentage,&#39; you know. &#39;I mean, it&#39;s not you, it&#39;s somebody else.&#39;"
     
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    If gay-sex had been compulsory in the Hitler Youth, the Nazis would be ruling the planet by now&#33; [/b][/quote]
    Um... hate to break it to ya, but Ernst Rohm and his Brownshirts (SA) did in fact use the Hitler Youth for exactly this purpose. Hitler was allegedly furious at such "perversity", and ultimately shot Ernst Rohm himself, though Hitler permitted the abuse of the Hitler Youth (HJ) to go on for several years (1931-1935).

    No doubt about it, the Brownshirts (SA) definitely had a very strong homosexual presence in their membership, personified by their leader Ernst Rohm, a noted homosexual.

    When it comes to history, truth is usually stranger than fiction&#33;
     
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    Thanks jonb (should I be simply be calling you "sloop" now?).

    Erm, Luke, that was my point&#33;
     
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