freeballing at airport security

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by donkeyboy, May 9, 2011.

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    I often wear no boxers or briefs for a flight and sometimes enjoy the odd security guy that has to pat you down. Was checked at London Heathrow and Frankfurt recently and it's kinda fun to see a serious looking guy try to discreetly pat over my softie! I was 'selected' for the trainee line at Heathrow and the guy looked over at his trainer at one point who said, "no, that bit's ok..."
    "thank you, Sir"...
     
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    If it had been hard, you might have been in trouble. Looks too much like a dangerous weapon.
     
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    :) I like letting it hang soft but 'loaded'.
     
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    i think the security might have touch a few dozens everyday haha
     
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    I have a friend (a member here) who's extremely well-hung and is always commando. He was coming up from Ft. Lauderdale and the security guy told him he was going to run his hands up the inside of his thighs "until he met resistance". My buddy, wearing loose shorts, told him he was going to meet "resistance" sooner than he thought, and the guard thought he was being sarcastic until he got there. :tongue:
     
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