girth_brooks: After an hour of chit-chat with a dancer, it was finally time for my first lap dance with this particular dancer. I was freeballing with a pair of soft and baggy cotton shorts, got pretty aroused quite quickly, so I had a rather obvious tent thing going on. Her reaction was one of shock and awe. If I get compliments, it is because of my thickness, not for length. But the tent effect must of added at least 3 inches. So even though it was just an illusion, I got the pleasure of seeing and hearing her react to a "long" one. Got any interesting gentleman's club or lap dance stories?