two_fister: There is one story that comes to mind.
Last year a few buddies and me decided to see if we could hit all the strip-clubs in the area(not in the same night ;D)...anyway, after we'd been to most of 'em, we decided it was time to vist what is considered to be the best club in our area. At all the other clubs we'd each pick out our favorite girl and get a private dance, and without fail they all sucked, the girl would stand on this platform and dance just for you, but never was there any contact, which made it pretty lame. After a bunch of these so called "lap-dances", I became kinda jaded, and vowed never to waste $20 for that those lame ass dances ever again.
So here we are at this really high class strip club, all the girls are hot as hell, they even had a guy in the bathroom to hand you towels. Like I said all the girls were hot as hell and even the music was good. There was this one blonde that in my opinion was the hottest thing there, she had the classic porno-star look, long blond hair, legs for days, big fake tits ...ect.
So a few beers later I decide to go against my better judgement and get a lap-dance. I found my girl and we head to the private dance area, I was expecting the usual weak-ass dance, but instead this girl is all over me. Touching me, licking my neck, putting her hands under my shirt. This of course caused me to get a nice woody. It was very obvious, and I was kinda embarrased about it, but she didn't shy away from it, she ran her hands along the side of it, and whispered in my ear.."you'd better be careful with that thing".
I must of lucked out and gotten a long song, because the dance went on forever. I swear to god I thought she was gonna start making out with me, it was that intense. After the song was over I paid and thanked her, and as I'm leaving the private dance area this guy who'd also been getting a lap-dance at the same time comes up to me and says.."wow, she really must of liked you", I just smiled and said "yeah it sure seemed that way" ;D